[cLaY]

so like i said, i'm on the patch. its working great btw...

anyway...

those fucking things give me crazy ass dreams. last night i had a dream that i was a groomsman in anhil8tor's wedding. ceremony is getting ready to start, we are all walking into the sactuary or whatever, i stop and run to the pisser. Bird33 and Foolery are in there. i pull out a doob and light it up. missed the whole wedding. anhil8tor started crying. Bird33 called him a pussy and i woke up. end of the dream.

[BIRD33]

What does BIRD33 look like in your dreams?

I bet thats probably pretty close to how 8's wedding went in reality.

[cLaY]

What does BIRD33 look like in your dreams?

I bet thats probably pretty close to how 8's wedding went in reality.

[BIRD33]

I have been called the black scott baio.

Funny story:My B-day on saturday I invited people over so we could go to the bars and my friends sister shows up like an hour before I said to be there with one bottle of capn morgan private stock and a bottle of Jameson.I'm like thanks alot but your early, I havent even showered,she's like dont worry about it I'll watch TV while you get ready.I take a shower and come out and she's sitting on my bed.Ive been trying to take the high road and lay off fucking her because I feel guilty blah blah blah.Anyway I tell her that people will be here soon and I dont want to get caught in the act so she says well I'll give you a BJ now and we can hook up after the bars close and everybody goes home.I jump off the high road and let her take care of me.Fastforward 4 hours,Im at the bar with 10 people totally lit up, its midnight my ex shows up at the bar cause we are still on good terms so she tells me she wants to spend the night.thats pretty much the last thing I remember until I wake up with the ex in my bed the next morning.I havent spoken to my freinds sister but I'm going to a party where she'll be at this weekend so I'm going to bring a change of clothes for when she throws a drink on me.

The end.

[Anhil8tor]

What does BIRD33 look like in your dreams?

I bet thats probably pretty close to how 8's wedding went in reality.

kinda close.. *true story from here on out*

I didn't cry.. wife did though.

No one missed it but one of my married groomsmen was talking to his internet girlfriend for the whole time before the wedding started..

my paw-in-law showed up to the church drunk.. i'm pretty sure 90% of my in-laws were drunk..

there were no internet fliends at my wedding

[cLaY]

i bet she fucks you

[BIRD33]

i bet she fucks you

Its better than 50% she does.If I go with the girl I was going to bring that gets cut down to 25%.

[BIRD33]

kinda close.. *true story from here on out*

I didn't cry.. wife did though.

No one missed it but one of my married groomsmen was talking to his internet girlfriend for the whole time before the wedding started..

my paw-in-law showed up to the church drunk.. i'm pretty sure 90% of my in-laws were drunk..

there were no internet fliends at my wedding

By phone?

[Bill]

Is this the thread where we all tell true stories about how big of a dog we are?

[leucetios]

Is this the thread where we all tell true stories about how big of a dog we are?

Mine:

I've said before about this chick I was dating

YOU DAWG!

[Bill]

I've said before how I dated this chick who's idea of a good evening was to put on a porn flick and blow me all afternoon. Well this is about that chick. We are banging on a regular basis and I've been living in PA for about 3 months and because the state of PA is fucked up I have to go back to florida and renew my drivers license. So I leave late on friday night after a goodbye screw from this chick and I head to florida. I get there around 9am and I'm totally wasted. I had driven all night and I had to make it to the DMV before they close at noon on saturday. So before I even get a hotel room I I take care of my business. I figured i'm soon gonna be outta gas and hit up my favorit bbq joint and have lunch but I run into some friends and we yap for a bit and decide to hook up later. Then I head off to grab a hotel room and some sleep. I'm tired and grubby but I just hit the bed shirt off pants unbuttoned and shoes still on. I wake up to someone banging on my hotel room door around 9pm. It's my soon to be x-wife. she's wearing nothing but a trench coat and proceeds to push me back into the room and next thing I now my cock is down her throat...we do the deed and I'm laying there thinking my cock hadn't been washed between the time it was in chick "a"'s ass and chick "b"'s mouth.....I laughed. then took a shower.

[Anhil8tor]

By phone?

yeah he kept his cellphone on him the whole time.. he actually talked to her a few times at the reception. the next week he decided he had enough of his wife and left to meet this girl. he spent the weekend with her and told his wife he went to a casino by himself.. his wife believed everything...

finally after 8 months to a year of him staying up until 3 am she decided to check on him.. dood would wait till his wife went to bed then phoned his internet fling.. she caught him on the phone and he said he was talking to a friend..

the next day she started checking credit card statements.. phone records etc etc (he paid all the bills) and she found out he was sending her all kinds of stuff..

his wife told him its either her or me.. he said he couldn't decide and moved out... his family shunned him and he "decided" he wanted to stay married..

she took him back after 6 weeks..

[Bill]

I must have jumped the shark with that post....

[Bill]

What does BIRD33 look like in your dreams?

I bet thats probably pretty close to how 8's wedding went in reality.

This is what I imagine Bird looking like...

[PurpleHaze]

Clay- you're supposed to take those things off when you sleep.

[Raiden]

Clay- you're supposed to take those things off when you sleep.

why? and miss out on all those cool "patch dreams"? and wake up wanting to fucking kill somebody?

[cLaY]

the box said you don't have to

[ntype]

That was after my graduation, we were partying hard, and when I say hard we were all totally wasted with friends falling on the road "lemme here I'm dead I'll slow you..." then you grab him and hold him at the next bar.

We drank non-stop to 5 am. for the fun fact the day after when I showered I saw quite a lot of long "cuts" on my back and chest. Well I check my shirt ..nothing being cut out...so I was like "hey cool I've had a night full of sex"

[leucetios]

That was after my graduation, we were partying hard, and when I say hard we were all totally wasted with friends falling on the road "lemme here I'm dead I'll slow you..." then you grab him and hold him at the next bar.

We drank non-stop to 5 am. for the fun fact the day after when I showered I saw quite a lot of long "cuts" on my back and chest. Well I check my shirt ..nothing being cut out...so I was like "hey cool I've had a night full of sex"

who were you fucking? Freddy Kreuger???

[leucetios]

That was after my graduation, we were partying hard, and when I say hard we were all totally wasted with friends falling on the road "lemme here I'm dead I'll slow you..." then you grab him and hold him at the next bar.

We drank non-stop to 5 am. for the fun fact the day after when I showered I saw quite a lot of long "cuts" on my back and chest. Well I check my shirt ..nothing being cut out...so I was like "hey cool I've had a night full of sex"

That happened to me too, except I woke up with my neighbors cat in my bed, so I had an idea where the scratches came from.