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It's Official--I am now stalking Spork
#1

Authoritarian, domineering, imperious and arrogant, Spork turns me the fuck on.

Please tell me anything you all know about him in this thread. I will follow him and dog his every step. :wub:
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#2

Blueeyedwoman Wrote:Authoritarian, domineering, imperious and arrogant, Spork turns me the fuck on.

Please tell me anything you all know about him in this thread. I will follow him and dog his every step. :wub:

His use as both a spoon and a fork is AWESOME.

I know what you're thinking now. You think we're all gay, don't you? Think we're all just a bunch of deviant lifestyle-living same-sex having motherfuckers, am I right?


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#3

This is what happens when you hit the last page in the "MT guide on smack talk".You're outmatched by some jerkoff, deal with it.

See You In Toledo
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#4

fucking stupid.
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#5

CT280 Wrote:fucking stupid.

litterally and/or metaphorically ? :d
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#6

BEW feels like she might have stepped in dog sit with this thread and will wait to see how MT would handle it.

See You In Toledo
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#7

BIRD33 Wrote:BEW feels like she might have stepped in dog sit with this thread and will wait to see how MT would handle it.


Since he only posts at night now I'll have to fall back on another of my internet idols, VitaE. How would he handle this, I wonder?


Where is Spork?
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#8

Blueeyedwoman Wrote:Since he only posts at night now I'll have to fall back on another of my internet idols, VitaE. How would he handle this, I wonder?


Where is Spork?
My guess is that he would wait to call him out when he is online.
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#9

Flumper Barflusterbutt Wrote:My guess is that he would wait to call him out when he is online.


No can do since Spork is a scattershot poster. I have to set the lure first.
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#10

Blueeyedwoman Wrote:No can do since Spork is a scattershot poster. I have to set the lure first.

I'd try pissing on your computer. Maybe he'll pick up the scent and come running.
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#11

Blueeyedwoman Wrote:Since he only posts at night now I'll have to fall back on another of my internet idols, VitaE. How would he handle this, I wonder?


Where is Spork?

My guess is both are embarrassed that thier name was in this thread.You really are not good at this and just because people tolerate you doesnt mean you are a good smack talker.Just shut the fuck up.

See You In Toledo
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#12

BIRD33 Wrote:My guess is both are embarrassed that thier name was in this thread.You really are not good at this and just because people tolerate you doesnt mean you are a good smack talker.Just shut the fuck up.



You're jealous I'm not stalking you.
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#13

Done gone Crazy.

Jimmy - The old Hardcore Standard. :clap:
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#14

It's official - you're a fucking retard.

Deal.

-Spork

Pre-order my book. I've written a bunch of material and we're currently shopping around for a publisher.

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-SPorK
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