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$20,000 Dating Service
#21

I can understand wealthy men applying to a service like this. They can't just go out like normal folks and expect to get anything sincere. So they have a service that screens them as best as possible for them prior to them wasting time on gold diggers.

If it works, great.

I know what you're thinking now. You think we're all gay, don't you? Think we're all just a bunch of deviant lifestyle-living same-sex having motherfuckers, am I right?


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#22

SanDog Wrote:I can understand wealthy men applying to a service like this. They can't just go out like normal folks and expect to get anything sincere. So they have a service that screens them as best as possible for them prior to them wasting time on gold diggers.

If it works, great.

If they let BEW join you will have your answer.
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#23

HMMMMMM Wrote:If they let BEW join you will have your answer.


Yes, he will, now won't he?
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#24

I would pay $20,000 if I was single and someone would supply me with good quality pussy on demand.

Is there a limit to the number of hose bags that you can get for this $20,000?
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#25

Flumper Barflusterbutt Wrote:I would pay $20,000 if I was single and someone would supply me with good quality pussy on demand.

Is there a limit to the number of hose bags that you can get for this $20,000?

No Mr. Sheen, there are no limits.

I know what you're thinking now. You think we're all gay, don't you? Think we're all just a bunch of deviant lifestyle-living same-sex having motherfuckers, am I right?


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#26

SanDog Wrote:No Mr. Sheen, there are no limits.
Even better. It would make me nervous if I knew they were keeping count.

It might be fun, every once in a while, to let them hook me up with some really elegant babe and take her to some super nice 5 star restaurant with a couple of opera tickets sticking out of my pocket and order the most expensive stuff they have, then walk the check on her.
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#27

SanDog Wrote:I can understand wealthy men applying to a service like this. They can't just go out like normal folks and expect to get anything sincere. So they have a service that screens them as best as possible for them prior to them wasting time on gold diggers.

If it works, great.


You are correct. See these men are multi millionaires who are sick of golddiggers, whores masquerading as nice women, and predatory females. The can easily afford such a service.
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#28

SanDog Wrote:I can understand wealthy men applying to a service like this. They can't just go out like normal folks and expect to get anything sincere. So they have a service that screens them as best as possible for them prior to them wasting time on gold diggers.

If it works, great.


I'm not sure I follow this logic. advertising to women that they are signing up to date men who can afford to and have paid $20,000 for the priviledge of your phone number is supposed to weed out the gold diggers? Confusedcratch:


Blueeyedwoman Wrote:You are correct. See these men are multi millionaires who are sick of golddiggers, whores masquerading as nice women, and predatory females. The can easily afford such a service.

affirmative. you already assume they're multimillionaires. no need to troll the bar at the Ritz looking to score a guy with money, I can just give these pimps my number and they'll have the rich fellas call ME :yay:
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#29

what? Wrote:I'm not sure I follow this logic. advertising to women that they are signing up to date men who can afford to and have paid $20,000 for the priviledge of your phone number is supposed to weed out the gold diggers? Confusedcratch:




affirmative. you already assume they're multimillionaires. no need to troll the bar at the Ritz looking to score a guy with money, I can just give these pimps my number and they'll have the rich fellas call ME :yay:

The assumption is the the person doing the setting up is weeding out the unsavory types for me. In your negative nelly world she is working against me.

I know what you're thinking now. You think we're all gay, don't you? Think we're all just a bunch of deviant lifestyle-living same-sex having motherfuckers, am I right?


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#30

what? Wrote:I'm not sure I follow this logic. advertising to women that they are signing up to date men who can afford to and have paid $20,000 for the priviledge of your phone number is supposed to weed out the gold diggers? Confusedcratch:


You are missing the point.
Firstly they DON'T GET the women's number. She gets his.
Secondly, the women are interviewed, checked out and chosen. They aren't just any slunt off the street corner. (no cracks about me here, you all know my circumstances)
Thirdly ... uh, I'll have a thirdly, fourthly etc. whenever my g/f gets her ass in gear and calls me back.
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#31

Questionaire for Women interested in our Quality Dating Service:

1. Are you a golddigger?

2. Are you a liar?

3. Can you suck a golf ball through a garden hose?

4. How fast can you run?

5. If your nipples were flashlights and you were standing upright, would they be lighting up the ground or the sky?

6. If your life depended on it, how many weiniers do you think you could get in your body at one time without actually swallowing any completely? Please elaborate.
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#32

Flumper Barflusterbutt Wrote:Questionaire for Women interested in our Quality Dating Service:

1. Are you a golddigger?

2. Are you a liar?

3. Can you suck a golf ball through a garden hose?

4. How fast can you run?

5. If your nipples were flashlights and you were standing upright, would they be lighting up the ground or the sky?

6. If your life depended on it, how many weiniers do you think you could get in your body at one time without actually swallowing any completely? Please elaborate.

5 and 6 brought tears of laughter to my eyes.

I know what you're thinking now. You think we're all gay, don't you? Think we're all just a bunch of deviant lifestyle-living same-sex having motherfuckers, am I right?


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#33

I hate this place.
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#34

Blueeyedwoman Wrote:You are missing the point.
Firstly they DON'T GET the women's number. She gets his.
Secondly, the women are interviewed, checked out and chosen. They aren't just any slunt off the street corner. (no cracks about me here, you all know my circumstances)
Thirdly ... uh, I'll have a thirdly, fourthly etc. whenever my g/f gets her ass in gear and calls me back.

maybe she's got to get you pre-approved first? :lol: Wink
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#35

Blueeyedwoman Wrote:I hate this place.

Smile 8 -==

I know what you're thinking now. You think we're all gay, don't you? Think we're all just a bunch of deviant lifestyle-living same-sex having motherfuckers, am I right?


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#36

what? Wrote:maybe she's got to get you pre-approved first? :lol: Wink

Do you think I'll have trouble? :lol:
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#37

If I could afford to pay $20,000 for a dating service, then I could damn sure afford a good attorney to get me out of trouble if one of them wouldn't give up the pussy.


Sin,


OJ
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#38

20,000 and no action sounds to close to marrige to me
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#39

quint Wrote:20,000 and no action sounds to close to marrige to me

The son 6 years of age is having a little chat with his father...

Son : Dad.... How much does it cost to marry ???
Dad : I really don't know my son ... I'm still paying ....

Why do I keep this cesspool alive?
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#40

Okay I have the website. It doesn't say anything about how much, only that there are paying and non paying members. They have an office in Irvine, which is close to me.

http://www.modelqualityintroductions.com/
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