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$20,000 Dating Service
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Today I played tennis with a beautiful single mom I know. She coyly said, "I have a new boyfriend."

Turns out there is some sort of local dating service where single/divorced/widowed men pay twenty thousand dollars a year to belong. No lie! The service goes out and finds suitable women. The woman is called, gets a description of the man, but no picture, and is given his phone number. She calls if she feels like it.

My girlfriend has gone on about five of these dates and described the fabulous restaurants and zillion dollar homes these men live in.

The service costs the women nothing. Nothing is expected of these women beyond what she would do on a normal date. My g/f did kiss a couple of them. She had sex with none of them and didn't feel obligated. She has ended up with one gorgerous, wealthy man--her new boyfriend.
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#2

We call this prostitution in Texas. Thanks.
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Flumper Barflusterbutt Wrote:We call this prostitution in Texas. Thanks.

Did you see the part where no sex is expected, numbnuts? Did you see the part where she had NO sex with any of them? Read more, post less. Thanks!
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Blueeyedwoman Wrote:Did you see the part where no sex is expected, numbnuts? Did you see the part where she had NO sex with any of them? Read more, post less. Thanks!
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Blueeyedwoman Wrote:Did you see the part where no sex is expected, numbnuts? Did you see the part where she had NO sex with any of them? Read more, post less. Thanks!
Where do I sign up?

I would love to be a trophy wife.

Son, I am Disappoint.
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#6

wtf is that pic, flumps? ^^^

Anyway she couldn't remember the name of the website because all her contacts have been done by phone. She did seem to remember the word Quality in there somewhere.
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#7

Blueeyedwoman Wrote:wtf is that pic, flumps? ^^^

Anyway she couldn't remember the name of the website because all her contacts have been done by phone. She did seem to remember the word Quality in there somewhere.

talks about "word to mouth" ads.
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#8

when are you gonna sign up,bew??

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#9

snarg Wrote:when are you gonna sign up,bew??

Seriously, I have been thinking about this all day. As soon as I can get my g/f on the phone and get the skinny, I may do it. If I do, I promise to let yall know.
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#10

Good luck whore.Trust me if you they knew you werent spreading your legs eventually they wouldnt bother.

See You In Toledo
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#11

STFU. This is non sense and lies as no one would do this.

Women are whores.

http://www.hotonlinenews.com/2006/02/21/...ooker.html

-Spork

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#12

More proof:

http://www.ocweekly.com/component/conten...006-02-09/

-SPork

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#13

You have to be pretty fucking desperate to spend that kinda scratch on a potential date. Prolly pretty fugly too.

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I fear that.
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Shadrach Wrote:You have to be pretty fucking desperate to spend that kinda scratch on a potential date. Prolly pretty fugly too.

Get killed in a driveby.

-Spork

Pre-order my book. I've written a bunch of material and we're currently shopping around for a publisher.

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-SPorK
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#15

Blueeyedwoman, give me your "friends" phone number. I will give her a call.

-Spork

Pre-order my book. I've written a bunch of material and we're currently shopping around for a publisher.

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SporK Wrote:Blueeyedwoman, give me your "friends" phone number. I will give her a call.

-Spork

Spork out your twenty grand, then she'll decide if she wants to meet you or not, Mr. Misogynist.
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#17

SporK Wrote:Get killed in a driveby.

-Spork

This user has currently reached his daily allowance of "driveby" smack. Thanks.
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#18

BEW Escort Service Info
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#19

SerieR Wrote:BEW Escort Service Info


Wow, Serie, that could be it. But see, there ARE 20k dating services, ha! I've got a call in to my g/f now to get the exact name.
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Blueeyedwoman Wrote:Wow, Serie, that could be it. But see, there ARE 20k dating services, ha! I've got a call in to my g/f now to get the exact name.

However, no mention of the word Quality at that website, although they spend alot of time on the merits of Quantity
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