12-01-2005, 10:03 PM
what would you like for I to give you?
</bad grammar>
</bad grammar>
If I were your secret santa
12-01-2005, 10:04 PM
leucetios Wrote:what would you like for I to give you?
</bad grammar>
8x10 glossy's of Banana's nekkidness..
12-01-2005, 10:04 PM
Bill Wrote:8x10 glossy's of Banana's nekkidness..
Sorry. I only have 11x17s.
12-01-2005, 10:07 PM
leucetios Wrote:Sorry. I only have 11x17s.
bigger is always better.
12-01-2005, 10:07 PM
Bill Wrote:bigger is always better.
That's what she said :$
12-01-2005, 10:10 PM
leucetios Wrote:That's what she said :$
I had one of those needle inflate gromits from a wilson basketball surgically installed at the base of my penis. for her pleasure of course.
12-01-2005, 10:11 PM
Bill Wrote:I had one of those needle inflate gromits from a wilson basketball surgically installed at the base of my penis. for her pleasure of course.
That's nothing. I had tiny little ribs surgically grafted on to my shaft.... for her pleasure of course.
12-01-2005, 10:13 PM
leucetios Wrote:That's nothing. I had tiny little ribs surgically grafted on to my shaft.... for her pleasure of course.
them bitches got enough ribs outta me back in the garden.....ya gotta draw the line somewhere.
Seriously, I once concidered getting pearl implants.
12-01-2005, 10:13 PM
Bill Wrote:them bitches got enough ribs outta me back in the garden.....ya gotta draw the line somewhere.
Seriously, I once concidered getting pearl implants.
You're either insane, or I am naive. What are pearl implants?
12-01-2005, 10:18 PM
leucetios Wrote:You're either insane, or I am naive. What are pearl implants?
it's actually called. Shinjumen (from Japan - go figure)
this will explain it.
http://mdn.mainichi-msn.co.jp/waiwai/arc...9000c.html
12-01-2005, 10:21 PM
Left handed cigarettes
12-01-2005, 10:23 PM
Bill Wrote:it's actually called. Shinjumen (from Japan - go figure)
this will explain it.
http://mdn.mainichi-msn.co.jp/waiwai/arc...9000c.html
that was entirely too long for me to read.
12-01-2005, 10:23 PM
Vitamin E Wrote:Left handed cigarettes
done :wub:
12-02-2005, 01:29 AM
A life without a hospital bill in + 13000$ / year
Why do I keep this cesspool alive?
12-02-2005, 01:37 AM
Peace on earth..................................................... and a puppy!
[size=1][size=2]You're just jealous cause the voices only speak to me.
Son's of Cunniligus - personal trainer.
I speak in tongues.[/size]
[/size]
12-02-2005, 04:35 PM
Anhil8tor Wrote:bills box
Mrs Bill wouldn't like that much.
12-02-2005, 05:39 PM
A book on how to pick up women.
BIRD33 Wrote:Im guessing BEW's vag loks like a hotdog that exploded in the microwave.
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