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If I were your secret santa - leucetios - 12-01-2005

what would you like for I to give you?

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If I were your secret santa - Bill - 12-01-2005

leucetios Wrote:what would you like for I to give you?

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8x10 glossy's of Banana's nekkidness..

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If I were your secret santa - leucetios - 12-01-2005

Bill Wrote:8x10 glossy's of Banana's nekkidness..

Sorry. I only have 11x17s.

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If I were your secret santa - Bill - 12-01-2005

leucetios Wrote:Sorry. I only have 11x17s.

bigger is always better.

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If I were your secret santa - leucetios - 12-01-2005

Bill Wrote:bigger is always better.

That's what she said :$

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If I were your secret santa - Bill - 12-01-2005

leucetios Wrote:That's what she said :$

I had one of those needle inflate gromits from a wilson basketball surgically installed at the base of my penis. for her pleasure of course.

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If I were your secret santa - leucetios - 12-01-2005

Bill Wrote:I had one of those needle inflate gromits from a wilson basketball surgically installed at the base of my penis. for her pleasure of course.

That's nothing. I had tiny little ribs surgically grafted on to my shaft.... for her pleasure of course.

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If I were your secret santa - Bill - 12-01-2005

leucetios Wrote:That's nothing. I had tiny little ribs surgically grafted on to my shaft.... for her pleasure of course.

them bitches got enough ribs outta me back in the garden.....ya gotta draw the line somewhere.

Seriously, I once concidered getting pearl implants.

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If I were your secret santa - leucetios - 12-01-2005

Bill Wrote:them bitches got enough ribs outta me back in the garden.....ya gotta draw the line somewhere.

Seriously, I once concidered getting pearl implants.

You're either insane, or I am naive. What are pearl implants?

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If I were your secret santa - Bill - 12-01-2005

leucetios Wrote:You're either insane, or I am naive. What are pearl implants?

it's actually called. Shinjumen (from Japan - go figure)

this will explain it.

http://mdn.mainichi-msn.co.jp/waiwai/archive/news/2002/10/20021008p2g00m0dm999000c.html

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If I were your secret santa - Vitamin E - 12-01-2005

Left handed cigarettes

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If I were your secret santa - leucetios - 12-01-2005

Bill Wrote:it's actually called. Shinjumen (from Japan - go figure)

this will explain it.

http://mdn.mainichi-msn.co.jp/waiwai/archive/news/2002/10/20021008p2g00m0dm999000c.html

that was entirely too long for me to read.

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If I were your secret santa - leucetios - 12-01-2005

Vitamin E Wrote:Left handed cigarettes

done :wub:

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If I were your secret santa - leeman - 12-02-2005

A life without a hospital bill in + 13000$ / year

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If I were your secret santa - greg - 12-02-2005

Peace on earth..................................................... and a puppy!

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If I were your secret santa - Anhil8tor - 12-02-2005

bills box

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If I were your secret santa - Bill - 12-02-2005

Anhil8tor Wrote:bills box

Mrs Bill wouldn't like that much.

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If I were your secret santa - TomFoolery - 12-02-2005

A book on how to pick up women.

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