[snarg]

i got in the spirit and bought some eggnog today
but i need to go out and buy something with which to spike it
i can't decide, have considered brandy, jack, cheap whiskey, rum, etc

bear in mind, i have consumed zero hard liquor for several mos

what do you suggest i buy for my private egg nog party??

i will send the best suggestion a nice gift from work on friday
we ups stuff all over the country on a daily basis

[ntype]

what's an eggnod ?

[snarg]

eggnog

it is a thick milk, egg and spice concoction that is imbibed during the holiday season
useless unless some alcoholic beverage is added

and thanks, fuckstains, for all your help here
i need to go get it before i drink too many beers :rant:

[ntype]

aah wait we call that here "chicken milk"

dunno go for rhum, some good one.

[PurpleHaze]

Vodka, of course.

[snarg]

vodka is my drink of chioce
but egg nog begs for brandy, rum or whiskey
or some other grand idea
i need to go soon and i don't want to send to europe, help!!!!!!!!!!!

(there really is a gift in here)

[ntype]

vodka is my drink of chioce
but egg nog begs for brandy, rum or whiskey
or some other grand idea
i need to go soon and i don't want to send to europe, help!!!!!!!!!!!

(there really is a gift in here)

:outass:

[snarg]

ok, n, i am going out to buy rum
i will pm later and tell you what is available
a package will go out on friday

i will have to pay for it out of pocket; if i put it on the co acct, the alarms will be sounding
thanks, rum is a good choice
i was thinking brandy, but rum will get me wasted far more easily

[cLaY]

rum definately, spiced preferrably

[Major Private]

Captain Morgans Spiced Rum, IMO is the ONLY thing to use wif eggnog

[Hamcannon]

agree that the best choice is brown rum

[snarg]

brown rum yes, spiced rum no

i got picked up on suspiccion of dui on the way to the liquor store
i had not been drinking
they drove me back to my car after treating me like an arab terrorist
the worst part of the story is that by the time i got back to my car the store was closed

[Blueeyedwoman]

brown rum yes, spiced rum no

i got picked up on suspiccion of dui on the way to the liquor store
i had not been drinking
they drove me back to my car after treating me like an arab terrorist
the worst part of the story is that by the time o got back to my car the store was closed

I'm trying not to laugh, really I am. "Like an Arab terrorist," bwahahahahaha.

Sorry, Q. I can't abide eggnog, but I think it's always mixed with run. Why not just get some dark Bacardi?

I'd love my prize.

[Anhil8tor]

mix it with crown

[Undeadcannibal]

Get one of these:

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pealse refrain, udc, until i need one
TIA

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[snarg]

I'm trying not to laugh, really I am. "Like an Arab terrorist," bwahahahahaha.

Sorry, Q. I can't abide eggnog, but I think it's always mixed with run. Why not just get some dark Bacardi?

I'd love my prize.

you might have won the prize if you had entered the fray before i left
run is good bit so is rum, as well as whiskey or brandy
i had decided on some nice dark rum
the phukkers made me miss my appointment with inebriation
(in deference to ph, i have done it with vodka, but it is not as good)

the ironic (sup, alanis?) part is, that had i not abstained from drinking for so long i never would have been stopped for dui:

you see, i have not been in a liquor store in over 6 mos, and i have moved in august
in PA, there are only state run stores, and i had no clue where they were
so i got on the intraweb and found the closest one
but it was not there

a beautiful polish bartender gave me directions in halting english, and i went on my way to a store that was much closer to where i live

unfortunately, the cops got involved
if i had been drinking all that time, i would have known where the damn store was and i would have been home drinking rum laced eggnog instead of convincing these societal rejects that i was not drunk or stoned

[suzy]

Sorry to hear your troubles. Next time have them deliver it.

[Undeadcannibal]

Once I pissed in a bottle and drank it on the internet, but because of nuclear testing on babies in my homeland of Serbia, my urine is radioactive, and I had to get a liver transplant, and one of my lungs turned sideways.

[snarg]

i was sober, and the test proved it
i have never had a dui
:rant:

[Undeadcannibal]

Cops suck. In serbia they can beat you for looking at them wrong.