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Flumper Barflusterbutt Wrote:1. If you were completely nude and anything counted, how many penises could you hang onto at one time? probably 10, give or take a few
2. If Bird33 needed a colon massage, how much would you pay to cut to the front of the line? i'd max out a credit card probably
3. Do you ever imagine that your wife is your gay Korean friend when you are doing her from behind? not at all
4. How does it make you feel to know that the other day I poked a finger through the toilet paper and touched my anus and immediately thought of you (seriously)? Check one: ______ Happy _X___ Very Happy
I'm in tears because of the last question...seriously
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Flumper Barflusterbutt Wrote:Find a job you like.
its still work?
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pepsi Wrote:Hey clay If you hate me so much how come your aways following me? and why is it that your ususally the first to respond to any post that I make?
Another question when we were actually cool with one another why would you lie to me by saying your gf/wife was dead. If you really loved and cared about a person like you say you do or make it seem you wouldnt wish or even say things like that.
1. because one thing i enjoy about you is you're an easy target to hang shit on.
2. see above
3. i lied to you about everything i ever said to you? why, because you're dumb enough not to question it.
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cLaY Wrote:1. because one thing i enjoy about you is you're an easy target to hang shit on.
2. see above
3. i lied to you about everything i ever said to you? why, because you're dumb enough not to question it.
By you admiting that you are a liar, this should lesson your credibility to this board.
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pepsi Wrote:By you admiting that you are a liar, this should lesson your credibility to this board.
not really, this board is for entertainment purposes only.
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Please explain in detail how you could hold onto 10 penises at one time.
Who do you think the slurker troll is?
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Are you pretty good at any sports, if so which are you best at?
Have you ever played tennis?
Do you think I'd enjoy kicking your ass on the court?
Afterwards, would you be humiliated? I mean, this wouldn't be the internet, it'd be real life.
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Flumper Barflusterbutt Wrote:Please explain in detail how you could hold onto 10 penises at one time.
left hand, right hand, butt, mouth, ear holes, knee caps, butt, left arm pit, right arm pit, between my feet.
i just visualised holding penis' in all these different areas, does that make me gay?
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PurpleHaze Wrote:Who do you think the slurker troll is?
one of the CF guys, not sure who though.
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Blueeyedwoman Wrote:Are you pretty good at any sports, if so which are you best at?
Have you ever played tennis?
Do you think I'd enjoy kicking your ass on the court?
Afterwards, would you be humiliated? I mean, this wouldn't be the internet, it'd be real life.
i'm pretty good at basetball, contrary to what Bird might say. decent at tennis, decent at golf, but basketball was always my favorite.
yes
you would crush me, i have a weak backhand
no not really, my wife crushes me everytime we play
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Flumper Barflusterbutt Wrote:I'm down with all of that, except you said the butt twice and I'm also not sure about the ear holes being large enough to "hold" a penis.
I think you are underestimating your hands, they should each be able to hold three to four penises, don't you think?
yeah you're probably right...i can palm a regulation sized basketball. i may be able to wrap my hand around 4 penis' at the most in each hand.
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What do you think of the UJ goddesses?
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Blueeyedwoman Wrote:What do you think of the UJ goddesses?
which ones? the only one I know of is APB, she needs to wipe harder or take a shower post dump.
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No, I mean, what do you think of the concept of the UJ goddesses? The notion that a woman will post a pic of her tits while holding a fansign in order to get the title: UJ Goddess.
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Blueeyedwoman Wrote:No, I mean, what do you think of the concept of the UJ goddesses? The notion that a woman will post a pic of her tits while holding a fansign in order to get the title: UJ Goddess.
most like attention, or get a lack of attention in real life so doing something like posting their tits on the internet and getting a bunch of fake faggots posting positive remarks about them. its all very ridiculous. i can't remember ever seeing a female member over there remotely attractive.
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Coke or Pepsi ?
Vodka or Whiskey ?
Meat or Fish ?
Chewing-Gum or Candy ?
What country would you love to visit ?
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ntype Wrote:Coke or Pepsi ?
Vodka or Whiskey ?
Meat or Fish ?
Chewing-Gum or Candy ?
Pepsi (the soft drink)
Vodka, Grey Goose preferrably
love beef, but Walleye and catfish are so $$$, i'll go with fish
chewing gum...this stuff
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