I will update this as need be:
Beers: 3
Farts: 5 I think
Doritos: Fuck you I am not couting that shit
Successful jerk offs: 1
Update:
Chicken and Apple Sausage flavored burps: 3
DUI w/o arrests: 1.
Old high school hot chicks who got fat: 1
Pizzas hand-delivered to the bar: 1
Quickie sex romps today: 1
Cat vomit I had to clean up: 3
this was an actual vagina! I know, I was surprised too.
But I'd even give you the "W" if you got to three j/o's
I didn't even count the Korean Karaoke bar episode.
I'm sure that hanging out with gramps (sup snarg?) is negative points anyway
I got two more burps and an aborted sneeze.
Does this make me some kind of snot foetus murderer?
He clarified at the onset that there would be no sharting and no kissing. I was devastated and barely recovered.
I did point out the single mother who I had a chance to bang. He was semi-impressed.
Edit: she had big cans?
Ugh, I should have researched her lineage. My bad.
Update:
Beers: 3
Farts: 7
Doritos: Fuck you I am not couting that shit
Successful jerk offs: 1
Aborted jerk offs: 1 (where the hell did Tammy go?)
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Sneezy Wrote:this was an actual vagina! I know, I was surprised too.
But I'd even give you the "W" if you got to three j/o's
I didn't even count the Korean Karaoke bar episode.
i thought we agreed not to bring that up
Sneezy Wrote:He clarified at the onset that there would be no sharting and no kissing. I was devastated and barely recovered.
I did point out the single mother who I had a chance to bang. He was semi-impressed.
thank god i was able to fight him off!!
however, he did dump a load in his shorts again
apparently he buys them by the gross and never bothers going to the can
I realise that I have a past to break with--an accumulation of inertia, wrong, foolishness, rot, junk. A great need of clarification, of mindfulness, or rather, of no mind. A need to return to genuine practice, right effort. Need to push on the great doubt. Need for the spirit. Hang on to the clear light.
Thomas Merton
That was pizza sauce dammit ><
