Sat night count - Printable Version

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Sat night count - leucetios - 10-02-2005

I will update this as need be:

Beers: 3

Farts: 5 I think

Doritos: Fuck you I am not couting that shit

Successful jerk offs: 1

Sat night count - leucetios - 10-02-2005

Update:

Chicken and Apple Sausage flavored burps: 3

Sat night count - Sneezy - 10-02-2005

DUI w/o arrests: 1.

Old high school hot chicks who got fat: 1

Pizzas hand-delivered to the bar: 1

Quickie sex romps today: 1

Cat vomit I had to clean up: 3

Sat night count - leucetios - 10-02-2005

Sneezy Wrote:DUI w/o arrests: 1.

Old high school hot chicks who got fat: 1

Pizzas hand-delivered to the bar: 1

Quickie sex romps today: 1

Cat vomit I had to clean up: 3

if it weren't for the sex thing my sat > your sat night... as it is I think you win.

Unless 5 j/o > 1 quickie sex romp, then I could get busy and still be in the running

Sat night count - Sneezy - 10-02-2005

this was an actual vagina! I know, I was surprised too.

But I'd even give you the "W" if you got to three j/o's

I didn't even count the Korean Karaoke bar episode.

Sat night count - leucetios - 10-02-2005

I'm sure that hanging out with gramps (sup snarg?) is negative points anyway

Sat night count - leucetios - 10-02-2005

I got two more burps and an aborted sneeze.

Does this make me some kind of snot foetus murderer?

Sat night count - Sneezy - 10-02-2005

He clarified at the onset that there would be no sharting and no kissing. I was devastated and barely recovered.
I did point out the single mother who I had a chance to bang. He was semi-impressed.

Sat night count - leucetios - 10-02-2005

Sneezy Wrote:He clarified at the onset that there would be no sharting and no kissing. I was devastated and barely recovered.
I did point out the single mother who I had a chance to bang. He was semi-impressed.

she's not the

Sneezy Wrote:Old high school hot chicks who got fat: 1

is she?

Sat night count - Sneezy - 10-02-2005

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Sat night count - leucetios - 10-02-2005

I guess so.. Sorry Sad

Sat night count - Sneezy - 10-02-2005

Edit: she had big cans?
Ugh, I should have researched her lineage. My bad.

Sat night count - leucetios - 10-02-2005

Update:

Beers: 3

Farts: 7

Doritos: Fuck you I am not couting that shit

Successful jerk offs: 1

Aborted jerk offs: 1 (where the hell did Tammy go?)

Sat night count - leucetios - 10-02-2005

beer_count++

Sat night count - snarg - 10-02-2005

Sneezy Wrote:this was an actual vagina! I know, I was surprised too.

But I'd even give you the "W" if you got to three j/o's

I didn't even count the Korean Karaoke bar episode.

i thought we agreed not to bring that up
Huh

Sneezy Wrote:He clarified at the onset that there would be no sharting and no kissing. I was devastated and barely recovered.
I did point out the single mother who I had a chance to bang. He was semi-impressed.

thank god i was able to fight him off!!
however, he did dump a load in his shorts again
apparently he buys them by the gross and never bothers going to the can

Sat night count - Sneezy - 10-03-2005

That was pizza sauce dammit ><