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I stopped by the bar for a few last night.
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I had about 6 or 7 beers. My buddy ordered us a few Jager Bombs. Normally they put them in samller glasses. Like small drink glasses. The bartendar last night thought she would be nice and fill up draw glasses. I downed it. My buddy almost puked.

I also snapped a pic of John Wayne Gacy's son sitting at the bar. It's a little rough, but I will post it later. Discuss.
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#2

You shouldn't go out on weeknights.

suzy Wrote:Seriously, I hope you like to be peed on.
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#3

Yeah, you were a bit tipsy last night, MT. But that's all right with me. Cause I like you and all. Just sayin'.
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Dr. Lecter Wrote:You shouldn't go out on weeknights.


Sorry dood, Thursday is softball night.
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minorthreat Wrote:Sorry dood, Thursday is softball night.


Translation: The guys give me a quarter for each foul ball I retrieve for them.














(yeah, I know this isn't good)
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TomFoolery Wrote:Translation: The guys give me a quarter for each foul ball I retrieve for them


(yeah, I know this isn't good)


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minorthreat Wrote:[Image: bored_people2.jpg]


RACK!
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#8

post it now, i wanna see it

Blondie Wrote:Lad is all I can think about.
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#9

The first time I had a Jager bomb, the bartender hooked it up boilermaker style (where you drop a shot glass of Jager into a larger glass of Red Bull). I thought it was good so I ordered an second about an hour later. I wasn't paying attention to the fact the the larger glass was much smaller the second time, so while I was chatting away to my buddy's extremely hot wife, I dropped the shot glass into the smaller glass and soaked the bitch with Red Bull. I'm a smooth motherfucker.
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lad Wrote:post it now, i wanna see it


Please stop yelling.
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#11

There have been numerous occasions at bars where I have done the boiler maker and shattered the beer glass attempting to help out and get the shot glass out.

I know what you're thinking now. You think we're all gay, don't you? Think we're all just a bunch of deviant lifestyle-living same-sex having motherfuckers, am I right?


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#12

Heres the pic I was telling you about. Pretty bad quality, but I was a little tipsy. Plus I'd like to see you fucks take a pic of a serial killers crazy son.

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#13

Bunch of weaklings drink the dam jager straight up.

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pepsi Wrote:Bunch of weaklings drink the dam jager straight up.

Amen. You like Cuervo?
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TomFoolery Wrote:Amen. You like Cuervo?
cuervo is cheap tequila... Drink some patron, don julio or cabo wabo instead.

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#16

Saw War Of The Worlds tonight. After that, I need alcohol and a lot of it.
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pepsi Wrote:cuervo is cheap tequila... Drink some patron, don julio or cabo wabo instead.


I can't afford that stuff. I don't have a husband that supports me.

Plus the Cuervo gets me drunk.
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Would one of you fucks atleast acknowledge the pic I took?
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TomFoolery Wrote:I can't afford that stuff. I don't have a husband that supports me.

Plus the Cuervo gets me drunk.
Cuervo is fucken nasty. On a sidenote I was drinking the more expensive tequilas before I even met my husband. 50 bux a bottle is not that bad when you think about it.

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minorthreat Wrote:Would one of you fucks atleast acknowledge the pic I took?
Its too fuzzy...

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