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Fatass Co-worker.
#1

Her: So I saw the Email about you leaving. I cant say I am sad.
Me: You should be.
Her: Why?
Me: You think youre fat now? Imagine the mammoth proportions you will swell to once I am no longer here to ridicule you into maintaining the scale crushing weight you are already at.
Her: Youre an asshole.
Me: And you are the envy of starving children everywhere.

:fuckYou:

Fuck.
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#2

the fat co-worker made me start a diet..
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#3

Rack your bread and butter busting skeels....
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#4

Apparently I made her cry again. My boss just told me "Good thing you quit already. Otherwise I might have to fire you or something." Then he laughed. :roll:

Fuck.
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#5

Rack
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#6

Gadonkadonk Money Dawg Wrote:Apparently I made her cry again. My boss just told me "Good thing you quit already. Otherwise I might have to fire you or something." Then he laughed. :roll:

Gmoney, you really need to work on your fat people skills. Where's the love?
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#7

Beaucephus Wrote:Gmoney, you really need to work on your fat people skills. Where's the love?


I think I am a motivational force to fatasses everywhere. I should write a diet book.




Watch Me Smack You Thin You Fat Cunts


by G$D.

Im sure it will be a great seller.

Fuck.
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#8

Beaucephus Wrote:Gmoney, you really need to work on your fat people skills. Where's the love?
you've obviously never seen his home video.
Here

[Image: Junkinbox.jpg]
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#9

Odysseus Wrote:you've obviously never seen his home video.
Here

My coworker makes that bitch look fit.

Fuck.
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#10

Odysseus Wrote:you've obviously never seen his home video.
Here

the music adds a lot.

in some country that is called "the fat lady torture"
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#11

Godonkadummy quit his job.


'bode the Fat Coworker. :loool:
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#12

I’ve noticed that fat people really hate being called fat. It’s as though they’re offended that you’ve noticed the obvious. However, I think that it’s a disservice to fat people to conceal from them the fact you’ve noticed they’re fat. Some fat fuckers actually think that if they wear the proper loose-fitting clothes no one will notice.

Perhaps you could give her an occasional telephone reminder that she’s fat. That ought to keep her on her toes.
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imaqtpie Wrote:I’ve noticed that fat people really hate being called fat. It’s as though they’re offended that you’ve noticed the obvious. However, I think that it’s a disservice to fat people to conceal from them the fact you’ve noticed they’re fat. Some fat fuckers actually think that if they wear the proper loose-fitting clothes no one will notice.

Perhaps you could give her an occasional telephone reminder that she’s fat. That ought to keep her on her toes.

if she went up on her toes she'd probably break them
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#14

imaqtpie Wrote:I’ve noticed that fat people really hate being called fat. It’s as though they’re offended that you’ve noticed the obvious. However, I think that it’s a disservice to fat people to conceal from them the fact you’ve noticed they’re fat. Some fat fuckers actually think that if they wear the proper loose-fitting clothes no one will notice.

Perhaps you could give her an occasional telephone reminder that she’s fat. That ought to keep her on her toes.
If stupidity was a job, you would be fucking Sam Walton.
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#15

Flumper Barflusterbutt Wrote:If stupidity was a job, you would be fucking Sam Walton.
I’ve noticed I like reading your insulting posts more when they’re directed at someone else.
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#16

imaqtpie Wrote:I’ve noticed I like reading your insulting posts more when they’re directed at someone else.
I laffed at the part where you said you were "reading". Good one.
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