[Clarissa]

Who drives me absolutely fucking nuts.

As I am walking into the office in the morning, he'll hop up from his seat and start following me to my office rambling on and on about this issue or that, blah blah blah.

He's about 6'4", has the voice of a woman and I'm not sure he ever washes his nuts. If he's in a really good mood, we get "woo hooo" all day, or clapping and dancing around if he lands a good account.

Here's a picture of him

[Sunny]

Just go out with him already and put him out of his misery.

[Anhil8tor]

I've got an employee that talks about everything but says nothing. He is a complete goober. One morning he came in my office with this

"bubba, that was a great game last night. It went all the way down to the end and I had no idea who was gonna win."

I wasn't in the mood for his shit this particular morning so I responded
"who played"

his face went blank and he left. He had no clue who played and didn't even watch he just likes to talk. He later came back and said which two teams it was...

[Clarissa]

Just go out with him already and put him out of his misery.

He's gay, otherwise I might consider it.


Not.

[WoolyGoat]

he looks totally straight!

[Sunny]

I wonder if gay man would be able to fuck a girl in the ass if he closed his eyes and pretended it was a man.

[Clarissa]

I wonder if gay man would be able to fuck a girl in the ass if he closed his eyes and pretended it was a man.

If she had a hairy ass maybe.

[Sunny]

If she had a hairy ass maybe.

Clarissa will you take one for the team and test this out for us?
:lool:

[BIRD33]

I wonder if gay man would be able to fuck a girl in the ass if he closed his eyes and pretended it was a man.

If you really are a woman you are fucked up.

[Sunny]

If you really are a woman you are fucked up.

You really have no fucking idea :lool:

[Clarissa]

I've got an employee that talks about everything but says nothing. He is a complete goober. One morning he came in my office with this

"bubba, that was a great game last night. It went all the way down to the end and I had no idea who was gonna win."

I wasn't in the mood for his shit this particular morning so I responded
"who played"

his face went blank and he left. He had no clue who played and didn't even watch he just likes to talk. He later came back and said which two teams it was...

This guy is the type that has to horn in on every conversation and usually jumps in not knowing what you're actually talking about. He did that to my boss and I a little while ago and my boss said "You know, if you're going to insist on butting in, at least listen long enough to pick up what we're REALLY talking about." He got "miffed" and sulked off.

But 5 minutes later he was back over here butting in again. ><

[leeman]

If you really are a woman you are fucked up.

Well beeing fukked up really help to fit in here so ...

And she's all woman ...

[Clarissa]

Clarissa will you take one for the team and test this out for us?
:lool:

I'd sooner remove my eyeballs with shrimp forks.

Or have a root canal without the benefit of anesthesia.

[Clarissa]

OMG

He just WOO HOOO'd really loud.

[Magdalena]

Jesus Christ, he looks like Pat.

[Clarissa]

Jesus Christ, he looks like Pat.

You're not the first to point that out!

[Tommy]

He's gay

no way!

[Vitamin E]

OMG

He just WOO HOOO'd really loud.

Prolly saw his shoes for the first time in months.

[Clarissa]

Afternoon update:

Because he's been on some meds for some infection that I DON'T want to know about, he was having to pee every 10 or 15 minutes...WHICH HE ANNOUNCED EVERY TIME HE GOT UP TO GO.

He tried to tell me about the "infection" when he came back to work Monday (after missing a week) and when he said the word "groin" I suddenly remembered I needed to make a REALLY important phone call that couldn't wait.

[ntype]

in which branch are you working ? telemarketing ?