03-31-2005, 11:45 PM
SLAP YOUR CO-WORKER DAY
Tomorrow is the official Slap Your Irritating Co-workers Holiday:
Do you have a co-worker who talks nonstop about nothing, working your
last
nerve with tedious and boring details that you don't care about?
Do you have a co-worker who ALWAYS screws up stuff creating MORE work
for
you?
Do you have a co-worker who kisses so much booty, you can look in their
mouth and see what your boss had for lunch?
Do you have a co-worker who is SOOO obnoxious, when he/she enters a
room,
everyone else clears it?
Well, on behalf of Ike Turner, I am so very very glad to officially
announce
tomorrow as SLAP YOUR IRRITATING CO-WORKER DAY!
[size=3]There are the rules you must follow:
* You can only slap one person per hour - no more.
* You can slap the same person again if they irritate you again in the
same
day.
* You are allowed to hold someone down as other co-workers take their
turns
slapping the irritant.
* No weapons are allowed...other than going upside somebody's head with
a
stapler or a hole-puncher.
* If questioned by a supervisor [or police, if the supervisor is the
irritant, you are allowed slap them too)
Now, study the rules, break out your list of folks that you want to slap
the living day lights out of and get to slapping.....and have a great
day
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Tomorrow is the official Slap Your Irritating Co-workers Holiday:
Do you have a co-worker who talks nonstop about nothing, working your
last
nerve with tedious and boring details that you don't care about?
Do you have a co-worker who ALWAYS screws up stuff creating MORE work
for
you?
Do you have a co-worker who kisses so much booty, you can look in their
mouth and see what your boss had for lunch?
Do you have a co-worker who is SOOO obnoxious, when he/she enters a
room,
everyone else clears it?
Well, on behalf of Ike Turner, I am so very very glad to officially
announce
tomorrow as SLAP YOUR IRRITATING CO-WORKER DAY!
[size=3]There are the rules you must follow:
* You can only slap one person per hour - no more.
* You can slap the same person again if they irritate you again in the
same
day.
* You are allowed to hold someone down as other co-workers take their
turns
slapping the irritant.
* No weapons are allowed...other than going upside somebody's head with
a
stapler or a hole-puncher.
* If questioned by a supervisor [or police, if the supervisor is the
irritant, you are allowed slap them too)
Now, study the rules, break out your list of folks that you want to slap
the living day lights out of and get to slapping.....and have a great
day
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