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that if you eat salads for a few weeks, your poop will get greener, and be less stinky.
It's not working ><
Coffee and salad shits in the afternoon are epoch! As soon as you relax your pucker, there's a bounty ready to spill. Equivalent to 40 p.s.i. in your tushy. :michman:
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eat a lot of the pickled beets
also, asparagus
enjoy
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Veggies make poop stinkier. Create massive amounts of gas too.
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my shit always stinks, mostly because of the massive amounts of semen that collect in my colon.
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VitaminE Wrote:Felching sardines after anal sex, does nothing to fight the odor.
you're correct, nor does plugging the stinker when a festering cum turd is fighting its way down the canal.
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Am I the only one who gets a semi-chub when a monster log is wedged in my flexing anus?
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Dr. Lecter Wrote:Am I the only one who gets a semi-chub when a monster log is wedged in my flexing anus?
i get full chub, that tingling sensation is second only to getting the 4 finger love button press.
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bakingsoda/warm water enema....will clean you out while reducing odors...use a little vinegar to keep mineral deposits from building...
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I tried to jerk it and shit last week. Watery fluid shot out to the back of the bowl like tthe car shooting scene from Pulp Fiction.
Since I wouldn't have anything to clench onto and throb when I nut, I took a handful of the tootbrushes on the sink. Inserting them one at a time, I maxed at 4.
Problem was, I was so wrapped up in the afterglow after I came, I forgot to rinse the brushes. Slept on the couch that night.
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i miss BDS, he was good with his fingers
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Bill Wrote:I don't remember seeing seaman on the periodic table...
Seamen i think fall under haircare some where.....anal smell reduction well figured the combo works for the coffee maker.....same basic concept, reduce odor, clean out system...back pressure forms....open valve and out comes...well...fluid?
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