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I was told - Dr. Lecter - 06-16-2005

that if you eat salads for a few weeks, your poop will get greener, and be less stinky.

It's not working ><

Coffee and salad shits in the afternoon are epoch! As soon as you relax your pucker, there's a bounty ready to spill. Equivalent to 40 p.s.i. in your tushy. :michman:

I was told - snarg - 06-16-2005

eat a lot of the pickled beets
also, asparagus
enjoy Wink

I was told - Dr. Lecter - 06-16-2005

snarg Wrote:eat a lot of the pickled beets
also, asparagus
enjoy

Speaking of pickled... :loool:

I was told - SanDog - 06-16-2005

Veggies make poop stinkier. Create massive amounts of gas too.

I was told - cLaY - 06-16-2005

my shit always stinks, mostly because of the massive amounts of semen that collect in my colon.

I was told - VitaminE - 06-16-2005

cLaY Wrote:my shit always stinks, mostly because of the massive amounts of semen that collect in my colon.

Felching sardines after anal sex, does nothing to fight the odor.

I was told - cLaY - 06-16-2005

VitaminE Wrote:Felching sardines after anal sex, does nothing to fight the odor.

you're correct, nor does plugging the stinker when a festering cum turd is fighting its way down the canal.

I was told - Dr. Lecter - 06-16-2005

Am I the only one who gets a semi-chub when a monster log is wedged in my flexing anus?

I was told - cLaY - 06-16-2005

Dr. Lecter Wrote:Am I the only one who gets a semi-chub when a monster log is wedged in my flexing anus?

i get full chub, that tingling sensation is second only to getting the 4 finger love button press.

I was told - Fairiedust - 06-16-2005

bakingsoda/warm water enema....will clean you out while reducing odors...use a little vinegar to keep mineral deposits from building...

I was told - Dr. Lecter - 06-16-2005

I tried to jerk it and shit last week. Watery fluid shot out to the back of the bowl like tthe car shooting scene from Pulp Fiction.
Since I wouldn't have anything to clench onto and throb when I nut, I took a handful of the tootbrushes on the sink. Inserting them one at a time, I maxed at 4.
Problem was, I was so wrapped up in the afterglow after I came, I forgot to rinse the brushes. Slept on the couch that night.

I was told - cLaY - 06-16-2005

i miss BDS, he was good with his fingers

I was told - Bill - 06-16-2005

Fairiedust Wrote:bakingsoda/warm water enema....will clean you out while reducing odors...use a little vinegar to keep mineral deposits from building...

I don't remember seeing seaman on the periodic table...

I was told - Fairiedust - 06-16-2005

Bill Wrote:I don't remember seeing seaman on the periodic table...

Seamen i think fall under haircare some where.....anal smell reduction well figured the combo works for the coffee maker.....same basic concept, reduce odor, clean out system...back pressure forms....open valve and out comes...well...fluid?