[TomFoolery]

So I just sent her an email.




Subject: Let's Have A Threesome This Weekend


Body: You pick the girl. She can't be ugly though, OK?


Tom

P.S. I'm 100% serious.

[VitaminE]

this won't go well for our hero.

[Paddy]

You should offer her the $40 you won playing poker.

[TomFoolery]

this won't go well for our hero.

I figured as much. But I don't really feel like talking to her anymore, so either way it's win-win for Mr. Foolery.

[VitaminE]

who's the dipshit in your av?

[TomFoolery]

who's the dipshit in your av?

The chick I want to have a threesome with this weekend.

[VitaminE]

she's got a pretty mouth

[TomFoolery]

bump

Thoughts? Opinions? Suggestions?

[BIRD33]

Have you fucked her yet?

[Shadrach]

I wouldn't even mind if she was a little ugly. As long as she's happy. And if she's picking, she should be happy.
Make them get the ball rolling while you watch. Then when you feel comfortable stick your cock in the other chicks mouth.

[TomFoolery]

Have you fucked her yet?

This bitch wants me to sleep over there and just cuddle, because that makes her feel good. But she won't fuck yet since she's had bad experiences with getting "physical" too quickly.

I haven't slept over there; I've rejected her request twice. If she's not down for the threesome this weekend then I'm out the do' ('sup Snoop).

[cLaY]

have you even got her drunk yet?

[SanDog]

You should stay over. Play "Just the Tip", you know, just to see how it feels.

[TomFoolery]

I wouldn't even mind if she was a little ugly. As long as she's happy. And if she's picking, she should be happy.
Make them get the ball rolling while you watch. Then when you feel comfortable stick your cock in the other chicks mouth.

My boy what? hit me with some of the best advice I've ever received:

A pair of deuces beats an ace any day.


So I wouldn't mind entirely if she picked an uggo, but I doubt it will even come to that. Should I tell her that I can be loaded up with Enzyte, Ogoplex, and Viagara if needed?

[Shadrach]

This bitch wants me to sleep over there and just cuddle, because that makes her feel good. But she won't fuck yet since she's had bad experiences with getting "physical" too quickly.

I haven't slept over there; I've rejected her request twice. If she's not down for the threesome this weekend then I'm out the do' ('sup Snoop).

In my experience, if you can get past the cuddling, it usually leads to fucking.
Sleep over, bring some wine, it's the wine that unlocks the box.

[TomFoolery]

have you even got her drunk yet?

She doesn't drink much. Stupid bitch.

[TomFoolery]

This "treat Tom like a 15 year old virgin" shit sucks.

[Paddy]

But she won't fuck yet since she's had bad experiences with getting "physical" too quickly.

It's not your fault Dave. All the other guys messed her up.

[SanDog]

This "treat Tom like a 15 year old virgin" shit sucks.

No, we are treating you like a guy who has not had any since he was a 15 year old virgin.

[TomFoolery]

No, we are treating you like a guy who has not had any since he was a 15 year old virgin.

My bad. Carry on.