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...to tell me that my new The White Stripes CD just came in the mail. She then offered to meet me at work to drop it off for me (RACK her) and take me to lunch (RACK her again).
Then she asked if there was a park nearby (Me = :mellow: )
I said "yes just down the street."
She said "good, we'll get some sammich's and go park under a tree and eat lunch, then you can munch on my twat, and if you're lucky I'll suck your dick dry."
Me. "I fucking love you"
Her. "I know"
BODE
I'll let you be in my dreams if I can be in yours
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what time is bill picking you up?
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Gosh. Sounds like your day is gonna suck.... no pun intended.
RACK the future Mrs cLaY, you've got a keeper.
suzy Wrote:Seriously, I hope you like to be peed on.
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This is very rare, is it not?
I demand the world but offer nothing in return.
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My ol' lady would never..
props doug
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I just heard the White Stripes new single yesterday. It kicks ass. They are the best thing to happen to rock since Nirvana.
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yellowdog Wrote:I just heard the White Stripes new single yesterday. It kicks ass. They are the best thing to happen to rock since Nirvana.
I want to kiss you deeply.
This might end up being the best day ever.
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Jack White got married last weekend to some model. Down in Brazil I think. or she was Brazilian. I am not sure which. Do I look like US Weekly?
I know what you're thinking now. You think we're all gay, don't you? Think we're all just a bunch of deviant lifestyle-living same-sex having motherfuckers, am I right?
White Stripes - best day ever???
I'm uncertain if you can make that connection.
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VitaminE Wrote:White Stripes - best day ever???
I'm uncertain if you can make that connection.
They're coming to Scrappy later this year for two shows. Pay the 20-30 bucks and go check them out. You'll will not be disappointed.
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anhil8tor Wrote:20 minute lunch clay?
I got the CD, but we couldn't go to lunch. My department head is having complications from surgery for a collapsed lung. I took him up to the hospital. T & P's please everyone.
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leucetios Wrote:I seriously wonder about your priorities :S
please tell me you're not being serious?
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wicked burn, yo.
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