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Ol' Lady Just Called... - cLaY - 06-06-2005

...to tell me that my new The White Stripes CD just came in the mail. She then offered to meet me at work to drop it off for me (RACK her) and take me to lunch (RACK her again).

Then she asked if there was a park nearby (Me = :mellow: )

I said "yes just down the street."

She said "good, we'll get some sammich's and go park under a tree and eat lunch, then you can munch on my twat, and if you're lucky I'll suck your dick dry."

Me. "I fucking love you"

Her. "I know"

BODE

Ol' Lady Just Called... - CT280 - 06-06-2005

what time is bill picking you up?

Ol' Lady Just Called... - Dr. Lecter - 06-06-2005

Gosh. Sounds like your day is gonna suck.... no pun intended.

RACK the future Mrs cLaY, you've got a keeper.

Ol' Lady Just Called... - fem - 06-06-2005

This is very rare, is it not?

Ol' Lady Just Called... - Anhil8tor - 06-06-2005

My ol' lady would never..


props doug

Ol' Lady Just Called... - yellowdog - 06-06-2005

I just heard the White Stripes new single yesterday. It kicks ass. They are the best thing to happen to rock since Nirvana.

Ol' Lady Just Called... - cLaY - 06-06-2005

yellowdog Wrote:I just heard the White Stripes new single yesterday. It kicks ass. They are the best thing to happen to rock since Nirvana.

I want to kiss you deeply.

This might end up being the best day ever.

Ol' Lady Just Called... - paybacksare - 06-06-2005

cLaY Wrote:I want to kiss you deeply.

This might end up being the best day ever.

Hey, get in line. :wub:

Ol' Lady Just Called... - what? - 06-06-2005

cLaY Wrote:...to tell me that my new The White Stripes CD just came in the mail. She then offered to meet me at work to drop it off for me (RACK her) and take me to lunch (RACK her again).

Then she asked if there was a park nearby (Me = :mellow: )

I said "yes just down the street."

She said "good, we'll get some sammich's and go park under a tree and eat lunch, then you can munch on my twat, and if you're lucky I'll suck your dick dry."

Me. "I fucking love you"

Her. "I know"

BODE

don't get anything with jalopenoes (sp?) in it. trust me on this

Ol' Lady Just Called... - SanDog - 06-06-2005

Jack White got married last weekend to some model. Down in Brazil I think. or she was Brazilian. I am not sure which. Do I look like US Weekly?

Ol' Lady Just Called... - Bill - 06-06-2005

Cameltoe280 Wrote:what time is bill picking you up?

I got sucked dry before I even got outta bed this morning....

Ol' Lady Just Called... - VitaminE - 06-06-2005

White Stripes - best day ever???

I'm uncertain if you can make that connection.

Ol' Lady Just Called... - cLaY - 06-06-2005

VitaminE Wrote:White Stripes - best day ever???

I'm uncertain if you can make that connection.

They're coming to Scrappy later this year for two shows. Pay the 20-30 bucks and go check them out. You'll will not be disappointed.

Ol' Lady Just Called... - Anhil8tor - 06-06-2005

20 minute lunch clay?

Ol' Lady Just Called... - cLaY - 06-06-2005

anhil8tor Wrote:20 minute lunch clay?

I got the CD, but we couldn't go to lunch. My department head is having complications from surgery for a collapsed lung. I took him up to the hospital. T & P's please everyone.

Ol' Lady Just Called... - leucetios - 06-06-2005

cLaY Wrote:I got the CD, but we couldn't go to lunch. My department head is having complications from surgery for a collapsed lung. I took him up to the hospital. T & P's please everyone.

I seriously wonder about your priorities :S

Ol' Lady Just Called... - cLaY - 06-06-2005

leucetios Wrote:I seriously wonder about your priorities :S

please tell me you're not being serious?

Ol' Lady Just Called... - leucetios - 06-06-2005

cLaY Wrote:please tell me you're not being serious?


cLaY Wrote:This isn't reality.


:roll:

Ol' Lady Just Called... - cLaY - 06-06-2005

wicked burn, yo.