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Ol' Lady Just Called...
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...to tell me that my new The White Stripes CD just came in the mail. She then offered to meet me at work to drop it off for me (RACK her) and take me to lunch (RACK her again).

Then she asked if there was a park nearby (Me = :mellow: )

I said "yes just down the street."

She said "good, we'll get some sammich's and go park under a tree and eat lunch, then you can munch on my twat, and if you're lucky I'll suck your dick dry."

Me. "I fucking love you"

Her. "I know"

BODE

I'll let you be in my dreams if I can be in yours
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#2

what time is bill picking you up?
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#3

Gosh. Sounds like your day is gonna suck.... no pun intended.

RACK the future Mrs cLaY, you've got a keeper.

suzy Wrote:Seriously, I hope you like to be peed on.
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#4

This is very rare, is it not?

I demand the world but offer nothing in return.
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#5

My ol' lady would never..


props doug
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#6

I just heard the White Stripes new single yesterday. It kicks ass. They are the best thing to happen to rock since Nirvana.
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#7

yellowdog Wrote:I just heard the White Stripes new single yesterday. It kicks ass. They are the best thing to happen to rock since Nirvana.

I want to kiss you deeply.

This might end up being the best day ever.

I'll let you be in my dreams if I can be in yours
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#8

cLaY Wrote:I want to kiss you deeply.

This might end up being the best day ever.

Hey, get in line. :wub:

fem Wrote:Now I'm just stupid.

fem Wrote:I enjoy being a dumb cunt. Thanks.

TomFoolery Wrote:You hurt me so bad, but I just can't stop loving you.
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#9

cLaY Wrote:...to tell me that my new The White Stripes CD just came in the mail. She then offered to meet me at work to drop it off for me (RACK her) and take me to lunch (RACK her again).

Then she asked if there was a park nearby (Me = :mellow: )

I said "yes just down the street."

She said "good, we'll get some sammich's and go park under a tree and eat lunch, then you can munch on my twat, and if you're lucky I'll suck your dick dry."

Me. "I fucking love you"

Her. "I know"

BODE

don't get anything with jalopenoes (sp?) in it. trust me on this
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#10

Jack White got married last weekend to some model. Down in Brazil I think. or she was Brazilian. I am not sure which. Do I look like US Weekly?

I know what you're thinking now. You think we're all gay, don't you? Think we're all just a bunch of deviant lifestyle-living same-sex having motherfuckers, am I right?


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#11

Cameltoe280 Wrote:what time is bill picking you up?

I got sucked dry before I even got outta bed this morning....
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#12

White Stripes - best day ever???

I'm uncertain if you can make that connection.
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#13

VitaminE Wrote:White Stripes - best day ever???

I'm uncertain if you can make that connection.

They're coming to Scrappy later this year for two shows. Pay the 20-30 bucks and go check them out. You'll will not be disappointed.

I'll let you be in my dreams if I can be in yours
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#14

20 minute lunch clay?
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#15

anhil8tor Wrote:20 minute lunch clay?

I got the CD, but we couldn't go to lunch. My department head is having complications from surgery for a collapsed lung. I took him up to the hospital. T & P's please everyone.

I'll let you be in my dreams if I can be in yours
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cLaY Wrote:I got the CD, but we couldn't go to lunch. My department head is having complications from surgery for a collapsed lung. I took him up to the hospital. T & P's please everyone.

I seriously wonder about your priorities :S
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#17

leucetios Wrote:I seriously wonder about your priorities :S

please tell me you're not being serious?

I'll let you be in my dreams if I can be in yours
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#18

cLaY Wrote:please tell me you're not being serious?


cLaY Wrote:This isn't reality.


:roll:
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#19

wicked burn, yo.

I'll let you be in my dreams if I can be in yours
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