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I went into the IHOP this morning...
#1

for some waffles.

Chick told me that they were out of waffles! At the fuckin' IHOP. How different are they from pancakes? God Dammit, I wanted to burn the place to the fuckin' ground.

So I was like, "what?" And the single mom said, "no waffles, sir". So I took a drink of my complimentary water and said "Look Brigette, this is a fuckin' pancake house, its 7:00am and I want a waffle". Again, she said no waffles.

God Damned republicans.
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#2

fuck republicans...what do they have to do with waffles?

I'll let you be in my dreams if I can be in yours
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#3

cLaY Wrote:fuck republicans...what do they have to do with waffles?


nothing. I just hate republicans.
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#4

If we can't get waffles at IHOP... the terrorists win.

suzy Wrote:Seriously, I hope you like to be peed on.
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#5

they're already winning...BODE Al Kida.

I'll let you be in my dreams if I can be in yours
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#6

cLaY Wrote:they're already winning..lets bone Al Kida.

long overdue FTFY.
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#7

IHOP is nasty anyway. Go to Denny's or Waffle House.


edit, actually Waffle House is only good at 2am when you're drunk, and there's nowhere else open.
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#8

You should have gone to the Waffle House, just sayin'.
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#9

PurpleHaze Wrote:IHOP is nasty anyway. Go to Denny's or Waffle House.
wanna fuck?
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#10

Apparently that's why it's not IHOW.

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#11

Denny's ROX! and their bathroom facilities are breeding grounds for homosexual activity, or so i've heard.

I'll let you be in my dreams if I can be in yours
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#12

animal Wrote:wanna fuck?
Only if you'll take me out for waffles afterwards.
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#13

origin of thread:

tomfoolery Wrote:you got to step it up a little, man.

assdragon Wrote:what do you mean?

tomfoolery Wrote:you been here for a few hours, and so far, nothing. it's making me look bad. i talked you up pretty good before you got here.

assdragon Wrote:what do you want me to do, Tom?

tomfoolery Wrote:cut and paste the next pm you get from me and start a thread with it. i was going to use the IHOP smack for something later on, but fuck it, i need a little damage control.

assdragon Wrote:ok. let me try it.

tomfoolery Wrote:don't fuck it up, cockmunch.
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#14

pecan waffle....mmmm.
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#15

cLaY Wrote:Denny's ROX! and their bathroom facilities are breeding grounds for homosexual activity, or so i've heard.


what the fuck, man
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#16

AssDragon Wrote:what the fuck, man

sorry, you're new so i'll ease the gay talk on ya...got it?

I'll let you be in my dreams if I can be in yours
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#17

Cameltoe280 Wrote:origin of thread:



just don't feel funny today.
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#18

cLaY Wrote:sorry, you're new so i'll ease the gay talk on ya...got it?


don't ease up on my account.. you do what you gotta do.
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#19

Maybe she didn't give you waffles cause she thought you were too fat?

I demand the world but offer nothing in return.
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#20

fem Wrote:Maybe she didn't give you waffles cause she thought you were too fat?


Has that been your experience?
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