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I went into the IHOP this morning... - AssDragon - 04-27-2005

for some waffles.

Chick told me that they were out of waffles! At the fuckin' IHOP. How different are they from pancakes? God Dammit, I wanted to burn the place to the fuckin' ground.

So I was like, "what?" And the single mom said, "no waffles, sir". So I took a drink of my complimentary water and said "Look Brigette, this is a fuckin' pancake house, its 7:00am and I want a waffle". Again, she said no waffles.

God Damned republicans.

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I went into the IHOP this morning... - cLaY - 04-27-2005

fuck republicans...what do they have to do with waffles?

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I went into the IHOP this morning... - AssDragon - 04-27-2005

cLaY Wrote:fuck republicans...what do they have to do with waffles?

nothing. I just hate republicans.

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I went into the IHOP this morning... - Dr. Lecter - 04-27-2005

If we can't get waffles at IHOP... the terrorists win.

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I went into the IHOP this morning... - cLaY - 04-27-2005

they're already winning...BODE Al Kida.

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I went into the IHOP this morning... - Bill - 04-27-2005

cLaY Wrote:they're already winning..lets bone Al Kida.

long overdue FTFY.

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I went into the IHOP this morning... - PurpleHaze - 04-27-2005

IHOP is nasty anyway. Go to Denny's or Waffle House.


edit, actually Waffle House is only good at 2am when you're drunk, and there's nowhere else open.

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I went into the IHOP this morning... - animal - 04-27-2005

You should have gone to the Waffle House, just sayin'.

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I went into the IHOP this morning... - animal - 04-27-2005

PurpleHaze Wrote:IHOP is nasty anyway. Go to Denny's or Waffle House.

wanna fuck?

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I went into the IHOP this morning... - WoolyGoat - 04-27-2005

Apparently that's why it's not IHOW.

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I went into the IHOP this morning... - cLaY - 04-27-2005

Denny's ROX! and their bathroom facilities are breeding grounds for homosexual activity, or so i've heard.

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I went into the IHOP this morning... - PurpleHaze - 04-27-2005

animal Wrote:wanna fuck?

Only if you'll take me out for waffles afterwards.

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I went into the IHOP this morning... - CT280 - 04-27-2005

origin of thread:

tomfoolery Wrote:you got to step it up a little, man.

assdragon Wrote:what do you mean?

tomfoolery Wrote:you been here for a few hours, and so far, nothing. it's making me look bad. i talked you up pretty good before you got here.

assdragon Wrote:what do you want me to do, Tom?

tomfoolery Wrote:cut and paste the next pm you get from me and start a thread with it. i was going to use the IHOP smack for something later on, but fuck it, i need a little damage control.

assdragon Wrote:ok. let me try it.

tomfoolery Wrote:don't fuck it up, cockmunch.

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I went into the IHOP this morning... - Bill - 04-27-2005

pecan waffle....mmmm.

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I went into the IHOP this morning... - AssDragon - 04-27-2005

cLaY Wrote:Denny's ROX! and their bathroom facilities are breeding grounds for homosexual activity, or so i've heard.

what the fuck, man

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I went into the IHOP this morning... - cLaY - 04-27-2005

AssDragon Wrote:what the fuck, man

sorry, you're new so i'll ease the gay talk on ya...got it?

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I went into the IHOP this morning... - AssDragon - 04-27-2005

Cameltoe280 Wrote:origin of thread:

just don't feel funny today.

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I went into the IHOP this morning... - AssDragon - 04-27-2005

cLaY Wrote:sorry, you're new so i'll ease the gay talk on ya...got it?

don't ease up on my account.. you do what you gotta do.

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I went into the IHOP this morning... - fem - 04-27-2005

Maybe she didn't give you waffles cause she thought you were too fat?

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I went into the IHOP this morning... - AssDragon - 04-27-2005

fem Wrote:Maybe she didn't give you waffles cause she thought you were too fat?

Has that been your experience?

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