04-13-2005, 08:42 PM
Time me!
I'll let you be in my dreams if I can be in yours
I'm Gonna Go Poop
04-13-2005, 08:49 PM
Will you be adjusting your time for removing, the string of anal beads, 3/8" ratchet, Carmex jar, 4 pepsi lids w/itunes codes, bic mini and everlasting gobstoppers?
04-13-2005, 08:50 PM
VitaminE Wrote:Will you be adjusting your time for removing, the string of anal beads, 3/8" ratchet, Carmex jar, 4 pepsi lids w/itunes codes, bic mini and everlasting gobstoppers?
yes...9 minutes, once i removed everything poo slid out like toothpaste.
I'll let you be in my dreams if I can be in yours
04-13-2005, 08:51 PM
VitaminE Wrote:Will you be adjusting your time for removing, the string of anal beads, 3/8" ratchet, Carmex jar, 4 pepsi lids w/itunes codes, bic mini and everlasting gobstoppers?
who are you kidding?
you know it's not a bic mini.....only thing mini in there is a cooper
04-13-2005, 10:02 PM
man I have had the shits all day...... I took some immodium earlier and now it sounds like some sort of epic battle going on in my belly....
04-13-2005, 10:54 PM
I had to poop today.. i gotta get over the whole "taking a dump at work" thing.. I got in my car and drove 20 mintutes home to shit.
Minorthreat wishes
04-13-2005, 10:56 PM
TammyC Wrote:I had to poop today.. i gotta get over the whole "taking a dump at work" thing.. I got in my car and drove 20 mintutes home to shit.
gorss.
04-13-2005, 10:57 PM
TammyC Wrote:I had to poop today.. i gotta get over the whole "taking a dump at work" thing.. I got in my car and drove 20 mintutes home to shit.
If would have that problem...
today I would have had to respond to clays "when was the last time you shit your pants thread"
04-13-2005, 10:57 PM
TammyC Wrote:I had to poop today.. i gotta get over the whole "taking a dump at work" thing.. I got in my car and drove 20 mintutes home to shit.
pooping in places other that at home gives you the chance to break someone else's toilet and not worrying about who fixes it...at least thats my outlook. i also like to listen for people walking in and gagging, thats the best.
I'll let you be in my dreams if I can be in yours
04-13-2005, 10:58 PM
CZA Wrote:pooping in places other that at home gives you the chance to break someone else's toilet and not worrying about who fixes it...at least thats my outlook. i also like to listen for people walking in and gagging, thats the best.
ditto.....plus the TP is free.
04-13-2005, 11:03 PM
Bill Wrote:ditto.....plus the TP is free.
i didnt realize that last nite i used the rest of my TP (i thought there was another roll, there, so i was gonna go get some today...) so i get home.. no TP..
only He-Man Masters of the Universe napkins :|
(dont ask)
that sucked.
Minorthreat wishes
04-13-2005, 11:05 PM
TammyC Wrote:i didnt realize that last nite i used the rest of my TP (i thought there was another roll, there, so i was gonna go get some today...) so i get home.. no TP..
only He-Man Masters of the Universe napkins :|
(dont ask)
that sucked.
back in college our dorm never had TP, so we were limited to one poop a day, then we had to jump directly into the shower. they say feces works wonders on athletes foot.
I'll let you be in my dreams if I can be in yours
04-13-2005, 11:05 PM
Devious Wrote:gorss.
ay! ITS NOT GROSS! IT WAS FUCKIN CUTE, DAMNIT! :fuckYou:
Minorthreat wishes
04-13-2005, 11:05 PM
TammyC Wrote:i didnt realize that last nite i used the rest of my TP (i thought there was another roll, there, so i was gonna go get some today...) so i get home.. no TP..
only He-Man Masters of the Universe napkins :|
(dont ask)
that sucked.
this is why I keep a box of tissues on the back of the toilet.
04-13-2005, 11:07 PM
TammyC Wrote:ay! ITS NOT GROSS! IT WAS FUCKIN CUTE, DAMNIT! :fuckYou:
makes me hot...of course, around these parts anything involving poop gets me all worked up.
I'll let you be in my dreams if I can be in yours
04-13-2005, 11:07 PM
TammyC Wrote:i didnt realize that last nite i used the rest of my TP (i thought there was another roll, there, so i was gonna go get some today...) so i get home.. no TP..
had to use my boyfriend's He-Man Masters of the Universe underwear :|
(dont ask)
that sucked.
how did I miss this gem?
04-13-2005, 11:10 PM
Bill Wrote:how did I miss this gem?
i dont know.. but i really hope you didnt put a lot of time or thought into that.. because that seriously sucked..
sorry. i'll surely leave open another window of opportunity at some point again today
Minorthreat wishes
04-13-2005, 11:11 PM
i went to drive-in one time, had a whole heep of food from the snack bar. well, on the way home a mighty steamer was brewin' and i wasn't gonna make it home so i took a dump in someone's front yard next to a tree. i had shit running down my legs, it was really gross. i had to wipe when i got home. end of story.
I'll let you be in my dreams if I can be in yours
04-13-2005, 11:11 PM
TammyC Wrote:i dont know.. but i really hope you didnt put a lot of time or thought into that.. because that seriously sucked..
sorry. i'll surely leave open another window of opportunity at some point again today
was pretty bad wasn't it.....maybe it is time for me to retire.
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