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cLaY - 04-13-2005
Time me!
I'm Gonna Go Poop - VitaminE - 04-13-2005
Will you be adjusting your time for removing, the string of anal beads, 3/8" ratchet, Carmex jar, 4 pepsi lids w/itunes codes, bic mini and everlasting gobstoppers?
I'm Gonna Go Poop -
cLaY - 04-13-2005
VitaminE Wrote:Will you be adjusting your time for removing, the string of anal beads, 3/8" ratchet, Carmex jar, 4 pepsi lids w/itunes codes, bic mini and everlasting gobstoppers?
yes...9 minutes, once i removed everything poo slid out like toothpaste.
I'm Gonna Go Poop - Bill - 04-13-2005
VitaminE Wrote:Will you be adjusting your time for removing, the string of anal beads, 3/8" ratchet, Carmex jar, 4 pepsi lids w/itunes codes, bic mini and everlasting gobstoppers?
who are you kidding?
you know it's not a bic mini.....only thing mini in there is a cooper
I'm Gonna Go Poop -
Anhil8tor - 04-13-2005
man I have had the shits all day...... I took some immodium earlier and now it sounds like some sort of epic battle going on in my belly....
I'm Gonna Go Poop -
Belle - 04-13-2005
I had to poop today.. i gotta get over the whole "taking a dump at work" thing.. I got in my car and drove 20 mintutes home to shit.
I'm Gonna Go Poop -
Devious - 04-13-2005
TammyC Wrote:I had to poop today.. i gotta get over the whole "taking a dump at work" thing.. I got in my car and drove 20 mintutes home to shit.
gorss.
I'm Gonna Go Poop -
Anhil8tor - 04-13-2005
TammyC Wrote:I had to poop today.. i gotta get over the whole "taking a dump at work" thing.. I got in my car and drove 20 mintutes home to shit.
If would have that problem...
today I would have had to respond to clays "when was the last time you shit your pants thread"
I'm Gonna Go Poop -
cLaY - 04-13-2005
TammyC Wrote:I had to poop today.. i gotta get over the whole "taking a dump at work" thing.. I got in my car and drove 20 mintutes home to shit.
pooping in places other that at home gives you the chance to break someone else's toilet and not worrying about who fixes it...at least thats my outlook. i also like to listen for people walking in and gagging, thats the best.
I'm Gonna Go Poop - Bill - 04-13-2005
CZA Wrote:pooping in places other that at home gives you the chance to break someone else's toilet and not worrying about who fixes it...at least thats my outlook. i also like to listen for people walking in and gagging, thats the best.
ditto.....plus the TP is free.
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Belle - 04-13-2005
Bill Wrote:ditto.....plus the TP is free.
i didnt realize that last nite i used the rest of my TP (i thought there was another roll, there, so i was gonna go get some today...) so i get home.. no TP..
only He-Man Masters of the Universe napkins :|
(dont ask)
that sucked.
I'm Gonna Go Poop -
cLaY - 04-13-2005
TammyC Wrote:i didnt realize that last nite i used the rest of my TP (i thought there was another roll, there, so i was gonna go get some today...) so i get home.. no TP..
only He-Man Masters of the Universe napkins :|
(dont ask)
that sucked.
back in college our dorm never had TP, so we were limited to one poop a day, then we had to jump directly into the shower. they say feces works wonders on athletes foot.
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Belle - 04-13-2005
Devious Wrote:gorss.
ay! ITS NOT GROSS! IT WAS FUCKIN CUTE, DAMNIT! :fuckYou:
I'm Gonna Go Poop - Bill - 04-13-2005
TammyC Wrote:i didnt realize that last nite i used the rest of my TP (i thought there was another roll, there, so i was gonna go get some today...) so i get home.. no TP..
only He-Man Masters of the Universe napkins :|
(dont ask)
that sucked.
this is why I keep a box of tissues on the back of the toilet.
I'm Gonna Go Poop -
cLaY - 04-13-2005
TammyC Wrote:ay! ITS NOT GROSS! IT WAS FUCKIN CUTE, DAMNIT! :fuckYou:

makes me hot...of course, around these parts anything involving poop gets me all worked up.
I'm Gonna Go Poop - Bill - 04-13-2005
TammyC Wrote:i didnt realize that last nite i used the rest of my TP (i thought there was another roll, there, so i was gonna go get some today...) so i get home.. no TP..
had to use my boyfriend's He-Man Masters of the Universe underwear :|
(dont ask)
that sucked.
how did I miss this gem?
I'm Gonna Go Poop -
minorthreat - 04-13-2005
I prefer to poop on the side of the interstate.
I'm Gonna Go Poop -
Belle - 04-13-2005
Bill Wrote:how did I miss this gem?
i dont know.. but i really hope you didnt put a lot of time or thought into that.. because that seriously sucked..
sorry. i'll surely leave open another window of opportunity at some point again today
I'm Gonna Go Poop -
cLaY - 04-13-2005
i went to drive-in one time, had a whole heep of food from the snack bar. well, on the way home a mighty steamer was brewin' and i wasn't gonna make it home so i took a dump in someone's front yard next to a tree. i had shit running down my legs, it was really gross. i had to wipe when i got home. end of story.
I'm Gonna Go Poop - Bill - 04-13-2005
TammyC Wrote:i dont know.. but i really hope you didnt put a lot of time or thought into that.. because that seriously sucked..
sorry. i'll surely leave open another window of opportunity at some point again today
was pretty bad wasn't it.....maybe it is time for me to retire.