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I Haven't Jerked Off Since Saturday at Noon
#1

It's true.

BIRD33 Wrote:Im guessing BEW's vag loks like a hotdog that exploded in the microwave.
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#2

So the ugly, fat chick at the Bar tonight is in for about 2 minutes worth of all out sex?

apple Wrote:Aww, but mich, its only a 22 year age difference, I'm still legal :broken:

Bill Wrote:The pool is frozen like Tom Foolery's Saturday night date's snatch.

pineschic Wrote:comon' over here big boy (Vita E).. I'll warm you right up. lol
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#3

Why on earth not?
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#4

i am picking up your slack.
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#5

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BIRD33 Wrote:Im guessing BEW's vag loks like a hotdog that exploded in the microwave.
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#6

hmmm... I haven't had a chub since before I read this thread.
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#7

I had sex last night
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#8

mmh had sex about 1 hour ago.
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#9

if she's still there, u should still be having sex



no worries
i shall train you young grasshopper

looking for someone to "take care" of my ex
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Never get caught with a dead girl or a live boy!, That's Vit E's moto
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I enjoy being a dumb cunt. Thanks.


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#10

Any updates?
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#11

bumping threads is the cat's pajamas

I'll let you be in my dreams if I can be in yours
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#12

sounds sexy
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#13

TomFoolery Wrote:It's true.

it's all my fault isn't it?Confusedcratch:

I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.
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