Two years ago, I was at an engagement party with 5 other couples. We all ended up playing a version of the honeymoon game, where one person answers a question, and their SO tries to match. So, one question was "When your wife gets pregnant, will you try her breast milk?"
The guys all kind of shuddered, except one guy who piped up "I've already tried that." We all know his wife is not pregnant, nor has she ever been, so 11 sets of eyes look at him and say "whose?"
His answer? "My sister's."
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The worst part is that idiot and his wife are building a house one block away from us. Tha jimanana kids will not be allowed to play with their kids. :mad:
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In Texas you can kill a man for carrying wire plyers in his back pocket and drinking his sister's breast milk. FYI
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wow
maybe they were from arkansas
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I have 3 sisters, and have never seen their tiities, let alone nurse!
Just sayin.
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What if he drank it from a container after she used a breast pump?
(Before anybody gets any ideas, I don't have a sister...)
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no, she's right aboot this, eman
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I used to bring the oreos and the chips ahoy over to my sisters pad. Me and her old man would saddle up next to her, and each of us got our own fun bag.
One time we stayed there so long she ended up losing the tips of her nipples. Fine by me though, because then the hole got bigger and it was more like a prepubescent urethra than an infant......bring the juice baby!!!
I know what you're thinking now. You think we're all gay, don't you? Think we're all just a bunch of deviant lifestyle-living same-sex having motherfuckers, am I right?
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SanDog Wrote:I used to bring the oreos and the chips ahoy over to my sisters pad. Me and her old man would saddle up next to her, and each of us got our own fun bag.
One time we stayed there so long she ended up losing the tips of her nipples. Fine by me though, because then the hole got bigger and it was more like a prepubescent urethra than an infant......bring the juice baby!!!
i want whatever drugs he is on right now
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This thread disturbs even me.
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minorthreat Wrote:This thread disturbs even me.
i am very sorry to hear that, really
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the theard disturbs even him, imagine that
I realise that I have a past to break with--an accumulation of inertia, wrong, foolishness, rot, junk. A great need of clarification, of mindfulness, or rather, of no mind. A need to return to genuine practice, right effort. Need to push on the great doubt. Need for the spirit. Hang on to the clear light.
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Your different MT im sure arrangements could be made :d
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I have to say if I was his wife his butt would have been out the door the minute he said that ... Thats just sad .
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