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My dysfunctional friends - Banana - 12-08-2004

Two years ago, I was at an engagement party with 5 other couples. We all ended up playing a version of the honeymoon game, where one person answers a question, and their SO tries to match. So, one question was "When your wife gets pregnant, will you try her breast milk?"

The guys all kind of shuddered, except one guy who piped up "I've already tried that." We all know his wife is not pregnant, nor has she ever been, so 11 sets of eyes look at him and say "whose?"

His answer? "My sister's."

:eek:

The worst part is that idiot and his wife are building a house one block away from us. Tha jimanana kids will not be allowed to play with their kids. :mad:

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My dysfunctional friends - asshat - 12-08-2004

In Texas you can kill a man for carrying wire plyers in his back pocket and drinking his sister's breast milk. FYI

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My dysfunctional friends - snarg - 12-09-2004

wow
maybe they were from arkansas


narg:

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My dysfunctional friends - greg - 12-09-2004

I have 3 sisters, and have never seen their tiities, let alone nurse!


Just sayin.

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My dysfunctional friends - fermundacheese - 12-09-2004

What if he drank it from a container after she used a breast pump?

(Before anybody gets any ideas, I don't have a sister...)

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My dysfunctional friends - Banana - 12-09-2004

fermundacheese Wrote:What if he drank it from a container after she used a breast pump?

(Before anybody gets any ideas, I don't have a sister...)

Irrelevant. You. Don't. Drink. Liquid. From. Your. Sister's. Breasts. Period.

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My dysfunctional friends - VitaminE - 12-09-2004

Banana Wrote:Irrelevant. You. Don't. Drink. Liquid. From. Your. Sister's. Breasts. Period.

Chicks make stupid rules! Just sayin'

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My dysfunctional friends - snarg - 12-09-2004

no, she's right aboot this, eman

narg:

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My dysfunctional friends - SanDog - 12-09-2004

I used to bring the oreos and the chips ahoy over to my sisters pad. Me and her old man would saddle up next to her, and each of us got our own fun bag.
One time we stayed there so long she ended up losing the tips of her nipples. Fine by me though, because then the hole got bigger and it was more like a prepubescent urethra than an infant......bring the juice baby!!!

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My dysfunctional friends - snarg - 12-09-2004

SanDog Wrote:I used to bring the oreos and the chips ahoy over to my sisters pad. Me and her old man would saddle up next to her, and each of us got our own fun bag.
One time we stayed there so long she ended up losing the tips of her nipples. Fine by me though, because then the hole got bigger and it was more like a prepubescent urethra than an infant......bring the juice baby!!!

i want whatever drugs he is on right now

narg:

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My dysfunctional friends - minorthreat - 12-09-2004

This thread disturbs even me.

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My dysfunctional friends - snarg - 12-09-2004

minorthreat Wrote:This thread disturbs even me.

i am very sorry to hear that, really

narg:

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My dysfunctional friends - Banana - 12-09-2004

What did MT say? I have him on ignore.






On second thought, this isn't as fun as I had anticipated.

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My dysfunctional friends - snarg - 12-09-2004

the theard disturbs even him, imagine that

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My dysfunctional friends - Velvet - 12-09-2004

The guys a sicko nana but you cant blame the kids . Just dont have him round if you breast feed :loool:

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My dysfunctional friends - minorthreat - 12-09-2004

Velvet Wrote:The guys a sicko nana but you cant blame the kids . Just dont have him round if you breast feed :loool:

Yeah, invite me over. I never got to breast feed.

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My dysfunctional friends - Velvet - 12-09-2004

Your different MT im sure arrangements could be made :d

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My dysfunctional friends - Banana - 12-09-2004

Velvet Wrote:The guys a sicko nana but you cant blame the kids . Just dont have him round if you breast feed :loool:

Agree......but, think of the types of kids those guys will raise. I'm scared.

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My dysfunctional friends - Velvet - 12-09-2004

I have to say if I was his wife his butt would have been out the door the minute he said that ... Thats just sad .

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My dysfunctional friends - punishwer - 12-09-2004

Kill Him

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