[cLaY]

That sits near me eats fucking all day long...and not quietly either. I'm about to go ape shit...Discuss

[VitaminE]

rip ass dude!

If she can eat in the fog, she's got issues.

[leeman]

Well give her something real to chew on ..... :insert slime of choise here:

[Bill]

there is always this....

http://www.itlubricant.com/english/item165.htm

[cLaY]

i would think she'd worry about her figure...but no, she eats all day. I can put the food away like no other, but I like to eat during what we call "Meals"

[asshat]

Go to your medicine cabinet or under your sink at home and catch some roaches and put them in her desk drawers when she isn't there. They will find her stash and then maybe other people will complain that her poor desk hygeine is attracting roaches.

[Banana]

Find a way to discreetly throw pieces of ham on her desk. If nothing else, I'll laugh.

[punishwer]

Find out what kind of sounds annoy her the most and do it over and over again.

[CT280]

Find out what kind of sounds annoy her the most and do it over and over again.

explain (with pics) what eating chili for 4 hours does to a man.

[asshat]

Find out what kind of sounds annoy her the most and do it over and over again.

Like, "Look everyone, here comes Clay"

[Tribal Dragon]

Grow some testicles, and tell her what you really feel.

[NinjaBassist]

Drop your pants and have her go on the 2 calorie diet.

[Charon]

Pepper spray dat bitch !

[Fairiedust]

Recommend a barn yard sound effects CD and get her name in the office polyanna (don't forget to write in the card, "as soon as i heard this i thought of you")

[cLaY]

bitch is eating for the 6th time today

[Hellbound]

two words. throat punch.

[Velvet]

Just leave her a note saying this is an office not a caferteria can you please quit grazing like a cow and work .

[Sassy]

Just leave her a note saying this is an office not a caferteria can you please quit grazing like a cow and work .

Until next time.

[Devious]

Clay, Drop some visine in her drink. She'll be in the shitter with the runs for the rest of the day.