This Bitch -
cLaY - 12-06-2004
That sits near me eats fucking all day long...and not quietly either. I'm about to go ape shit...Discuss
This Bitch - VitaminE - 12-06-2004
rip ass dude!
If she can eat in the fog, she's got issues.
This Bitch -
leeman - 12-06-2004
Well give her something real to chew on ..... :insert slime of choise here:
This Bitch - Bill - 12-06-2004
there is always this....
http://www.itlubricant.com/english/item165.htm
This Bitch -
cLaY - 12-06-2004
i would think she'd worry about her figure...but no, she eats all day. I can put the food away like no other, but I like to eat during what we call "Meals"
This Bitch -
asshat - 12-06-2004
Go to your medicine cabinet or under your sink at home and catch some roaches and put them in her desk drawers when she isn't there. They will find her stash and then maybe other people will complain that her poor desk hygeine is attracting roaches.
This Bitch - Banana - 12-06-2004
Find a way to discreetly throw pieces of ham on her desk. If nothing else, I'll laugh.
This Bitch -
punishwer - 12-06-2004
Find out what kind of sounds annoy her the most and do it over and over again.
This Bitch -
CT280 - 12-06-2004
punishwer Wrote:Find out what kind of sounds annoy her the most and do it over and over again.
explain (with pics) what eating chili for 4 hours does to a man.
This Bitch -
asshat - 12-06-2004
punishwer Wrote:Find out what kind of sounds annoy her the most and do it over and over again.
Like, "Look everyone, here comes Clay"
This Bitch -
Tribal Dragon - 12-06-2004
Grow some testicles, and tell her what you really feel.
This Bitch -
NinjaBassist - 12-06-2004
Drop your pants and have her go on the 2 calorie diet.
This Bitch -
Charon - 12-06-2004
Pepper spray dat bitch !
This Bitch -
Fairiedust - 12-06-2004
Recommend a barn yard sound effects CD and get her name in the office polyanna (don't forget to write in the card, "as soon as i heard this i thought of you")
This Bitch -
cLaY - 12-07-2004
bitch is eating for the 6th time today
This Bitch - Hellbound - 12-07-2004
two words. throat punch.
This Bitch -
Velvet - 12-07-2004
Just leave her a note saying this is an office not a caferteria can you please quit grazing like a cow and work .
This Bitch -
Sassy - 12-07-2004
Velvet Wrote:Just leave her a note saying this is an office not a caferteria can you please quit grazing like a cow and work .
Until next time.
This Bitch -
Devious - 12-07-2004
Clay, Drop some visine in her drink. She'll be in the shitter with the runs for the rest of the day.