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#81

idiot, i said ping pong balls

I realise that I have a past to break with--an accumulation of inertia, wrong, foolishness, rot, junk.  A great need of clarification, of mindfulness, or rather, of no mind.  A need to return to genuine practice, right effort.  Need to push on the great doubt.  Need for the spirit.  Hang on to the clear light.
           
Thomas Merton


       
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#82

So the Village Chief says, "So be it. Death......................by Bongo!!!!!!!"
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#83

Then Jill came down with $2.50.
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#84

>good says the duck do you have any peanuts?

I realise that I have a past to break with--an accumulation of inertia, wrong, foolishness, rot, junk.  A great need of clarification, of mindfulness, or rather, of no mind.  A need to return to genuine practice, right effort.  Need to push on the great doubt.  Need for the spirit.  Hang on to the clear light.
           
Thomas Merton


       
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#85

After the press conference, an angry mob of men took the doctor out and beat the livin' shit outta him.
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#86

Why are both your hands on my shoulders?

[size=1][size=2]You're just jealous cause the voices only speak to me.


Son's of Cunniligus - personal trainer.

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#87

those wernt potato chips that was my scab bag

Whats the difference between erotic and kinky? Erotic is when you use a feather. Kinky is when you use the whole chicken!!
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#88

finally they broke down the door and found mac gruder slumped dead on the tolilet with this note in his hands: here i sit broken hearted, paid a nickel and only farted

I realise that I have a past to break with--an accumulation of inertia, wrong, foolishness, rot, junk.  A great need of clarification, of mindfulness, or rather, of no mind.  A need to return to genuine practice, right effort.  Need to push on the great doubt.  Need for the spirit.  Hang on to the clear light.
           
Thomas Merton


       
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#89

Arby Wrote:So the Village Chief says, "So be it. Death......................by Bongo!!!!!!!"

Death by bungie is the way I always heard it. Either way funny as shit.
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#90

Then one of the bikers unzips his pants and says, "This just ain't your day, is it son?"
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#91

:bump:

I realise that I have a past to break with--an accumulation of inertia, wrong, foolishness, rot, junk.  A great need of clarification, of mindfulness, or rather, of no mind.  A need to return to genuine practice, right effort.  Need to push on the great doubt.  Need for the spirit.  Hang on to the clear light.
           
Thomas Merton


       
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#92

"Figurine?!" exclaimed the president of the bank. "It's a knick-knack, Patty Black. Give the frog a loan! His old man's a Rolling Stone."

I realise that I have a past to break with--an accumulation of inertia, wrong, foolishness, rot, junk.  A great need of clarification, of mindfulness, or rather, of no mind.  A need to return to genuine practice, right effort.  Need to push on the great doubt.  Need for the spirit.  Hang on to the clear light.
           
Thomas Merton


       
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#93

: debump:

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#94

Then Flumper says, "But that was me." I love you.
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#95

I am Pierre the French Fighter Pilot!!!When i go down i go down in flames!!!!

:ccrap:
JI Kicks Ass!!!!!
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#96

Around the corner, fudge is made

I'll let you be in my dreams if I can be in yours
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