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No jokes, only punchlines.
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So, the lady says, "No, thata nota be my Geopeta. Soma time Geopeta hea kissa my face. Soma time Geopeta hea toucha my breast. But hea neva lickity split.
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because his hand caught on fire
then why don't you put it up that camels ass and lets get the hell outta here.
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And you ask me if I know Pancho Villa. Why we once had lunch together.
Tonto Gonzalas, nice to meet you.
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A couplea seeconds earlier and hee'd uv shot me right betweeen ze eyes.
Bartender says: Why the long face?
Arrr! Thats what drives me nuts!
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hold on son let me grab my hat
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You can if you park right here and stand up on top of the golf cart.
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Nice tits. Where do you want the blinds?
BIRD33 Wrote:Im guessing BEW's vag loks like a hotdog that exploded in the microwave.
No, mine says "Welcome to Jamaica mon, have a nice day."
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I'd do it, if you wouldn't hit me in the back of the head first.
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No way...I tried that last year and got a double bogey.
BIRD33 Wrote:Im guessing BEW's vag loks like a hotdog that exploded in the microwave.
The officer walked away in tears laughing so hard and tore up the ticket.
