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Punchlines Only - asshat - 11-23-2004

No jokes, only punchlines.

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So, the lady says, "No, thata nota be my Geopeta. Soma time Geopeta hea kissa my face. Soma time Geopeta hea toucha my breast. But hea neva lickity split.

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Punchlines Only - Anhil8tor - 11-23-2004

because his hand caught on fire

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Punchlines Only - Bill - 11-23-2004

then why don't you put it up that camels ass and lets get the hell outta here.

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Punchlines Only - asshat - 11-23-2004

And you ask me if I know Pancho Villa. Why we once had lunch together.

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Punchlines Only - Bill - 11-23-2004

Tonto Gonzalas, nice to meet you.

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Punchlines Only - PurpleHaze - 11-23-2004

Beef strokin-off

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Punchlines Only - asshat - 11-23-2004

A couplea seeconds earlier and hee'd uv shot me right betweeen ze eyes.

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Punchlines Only - Mech - 11-23-2004

Bartender says: Why the long face?

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Punchlines Only - Mech - 11-23-2004

Arrr! Thats what drives me nuts!

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Punchlines Only - TomFoolery - 11-23-2004

anhil8tor Wrote:because his hand caught on fire

^^^Maxim, December 2004





Son of a bitch! You've been hitting from the ladies' tees all week!

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Punchlines Only - coyote - 11-23-2004

hold on son let me grab my hat

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Punchlines Only - asshat - 11-23-2004

You can if you park right here and stand up on top of the golf cart.

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Punchlines Only - Banana - 11-23-2004

To get to the other side

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Punchlines Only - Banana - 11-23-2004

Her cunt

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Punchlines Only - TomFoolery - 11-23-2004

Nice tits. Where do you want the blinds?

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Punchlines Only - Banana - 11-23-2004

No, mine says "Welcome to Jamaica mon, have a nice day."

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Punchlines Only - coyote - 11-23-2004

a thousand pardons mame

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Punchlines Only - asshat - 11-23-2004

I'd do it, if you wouldn't hit me in the back of the head first.

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Punchlines Only - TomFoolery - 11-23-2004

No way...I tried that last year and got a double bogey.

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Punchlines Only - Banana - 11-23-2004

The officer walked away in tears laughing so hard and tore up the ticket.

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