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#21

11-23-2004, 08:48 PM
Looks like your stance is a little too wide.
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#22

11-23-2004, 08:49 PM
Eats bush, shoots and leaves.
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#23

11-23-2004, 08:50 PM
I thought you said King Kong balls!
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11-23-2004, 09:33 PM
that explains the size of my balls.
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#25

11-23-2004, 09:55 PM
You think I asked for a ten inch pianist?
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#26

11-23-2004, 09:57 PM
The harder you hit it the more English you get.
BIRD33 Wrote:Im guessing BEW's vag loks like a hotdog that exploded in the microwave.
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#27

11-23-2004, 10:30 PM
No, he thinks he's fucking Arnold Palmer.
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11-23-2004, 10:47 PM
Can I make another thread for the jokes when yall are done with this one?
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#29

11-23-2004, 10:56 PM
It was the least I could do. We were married for 40 years.
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#30

11-23-2004, 11:06 PM
Rectum? Damn near killed em!
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#31

11-23-2004, 11:08 PM
One is made entirely of plastic and is dangerous for children to play with, the other is used to carry groceries.
BIRD33 Wrote:Im guessing BEW's vag loks like a hotdog that exploded in the microwave.
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#32

11-23-2004, 11:10 PM
I'm not that stupid. I'd get half way up there and you'd turn off the light.
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#33

11-23-2004, 11:13 PM
does this taste funnie to you?
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#34

11-23-2004, 11:15 PM
Excuse me, does this napkin smell like chloroform to you?
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#35

11-23-2004, 11:16 PM
No wonder you cold. You done gone and kicked all of yore dirt offa you.
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#36

11-23-2004, 11:21 PM
What are you scared for? I'm the one who's gotta walk outta here alone.
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#37

11-23-2004, 11:26 PM
I stepped out of the circle twice and you guys never noticed.
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#38

11-23-2004, 11:33 PM
Arby Wrote:And you ask me if I know Pancho Villa. Why we once had lunch together.


damn you, asshat, as soon as i saw "punch line only", this was at the top of the list, one of the best ever

anywho:

"bennet?? i damn near broke it


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I realise that I have a past to break with--an accumulation of inertia, wrong, foolishness, rot, junk.  A great need of clarification, of mindfulness, or rather, of no mind.  A need to return to genuine practice, right effort.  Need to push on the great doubt.  Need for the spirit.  Hang on to the clear light.
           
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#39

11-23-2004, 11:35 PM
' the one with the whiteout on the screen"
I realise that I have a past to break with--an accumulation of inertia, wrong, foolishness, rot, junk.  A great need of clarification, of mindfulness, or rather, of no mind.  A need to return to genuine practice, right effort.  Need to push on the great doubt.  Need for the spirit.  Hang on to the clear light.
           
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#40

11-23-2004, 11:45 PM
Yeah, and we had so much fun that tomorrow we are going to the circus.
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