11-23-2004, 07:48 AM
After I spend 15 minutes or so of looking at women over 40 I tend to become aroused. What should I jerk it into? Whoever wins will get a handful of my manseed.
What should I use to jerk off.
11-23-2004, 07:52 AM
a sock?
11-23-2004, 07:52 AM
See if you can fit it all into a pop bottle cap. Bonus points if your aim is good enough to get right in there.
11-23-2004, 08:01 AM
Banana Wrote:See if you can fit it all into a pop bottle cap. Bonus points if your aim is good enough to get right in there.
Won't happen. I'm primed for (self) loving baby. Too much seed for such a small target.
11-23-2004, 08:05 AM
Sock. ugh. How about something more interesting........a ball cap?
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11-23-2004, 08:12 AM
Jerk off onto the computer screen, right on NC's post?
11-23-2004, 08:14 AM
Banana Wrote:Sock. ugh. How about something more interesting........a ball cap?
That might be too rough.
11-23-2004, 08:15 AM
Velvet Wrote:Your neighbours wifes knickers hanging on the clothesline ?
I might catch something. She's actually a big whore.
11-23-2004, 09:17 AM
True Story: VitaminE sent me a Minnesota Twins "Homer Hanky" when the Twins went to the ALDS this year. After they blew the series against the Yankees I decided to jerk off in the Homer Hanky, take a picture of it, and PM him the pic.
He still hasn't gotten over it.
He still hasn't gotten over it.
BIRD33 Wrote:Im guessing BEW's vag loks like a hotdog that exploded in the microwave.
11-23-2004, 03:19 PM
a tuna samwich
narg:
narg:
I realise that I have a past to break with--an accumulation of inertia, wrong, foolishness, rot, junk. A great need of clarification, of mindfulness, or rather, of no mind. A need to return to genuine practice, right effort. Need to push on the great doubt. Need for the spirit. Hang on to the clear light.
Thomas Merton
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11-23-2004, 06:16 PM
60 grit sand paper?
11-23-2004, 06:30 PM
TomFoolery Wrote:True Story: VitaminE sent me a Minnesota Twins "Homer Hanky" when the Twins went to the ALDS this year. After they blew the series against the Yankees I decided to jerk off in the Homer Hanky, take a picture of it, and PM him the pic.
He still hasn't gotten over it.
I can attest to this.
11-23-2004, 06:55 PM
Try a cheese grater.
11-23-2004, 07:37 PM
Beaucephus Wrote:Try a cheese grater.
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11-24-2004, 12:01 AM
Beaucephus Wrote:Try a cheese grater.
this is a favorite sex toy of bobo and biker
narg:
I realise that I have a past to break with--an accumulation of inertia, wrong, foolishness, rot, junk. A great need of clarification, of mindfulness, or rather, of no mind. A need to return to genuine practice, right effort. Need to push on the great doubt. Need for the spirit. Hang on to the clear light.
Thomas Merton
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