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What should I use to jerk off. - minorthreat - 11-23-2004

After I spend 15 minutes or so of looking at women over 40 I tend to become aroused. What should I jerk it into? Whoever wins will get a handful of my manseed.

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What should I use to jerk off. - PurpleHaze - 11-23-2004

a sock?

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What should I use to jerk off. - Banana - 11-23-2004

See if you can fit it all into a pop bottle cap. Bonus points if your aim is good enough to get right in there.

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What should I use to jerk off. - minorthreat - 11-23-2004

Banana Wrote:See if you can fit it all into a pop bottle cap. Bonus points if your aim is good enough to get right in there.

Won't happen. I'm primed for (self) loving baby. Too much seed for such a small target.

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What should I use to jerk off. - minorthreat - 11-23-2004

Purple_Haze Wrote:a sock?

Good possibility.

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What should I use to jerk off. - Banana - 11-23-2004

Sock. ugh. How about something more interesting........a ball cap?

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What should I use to jerk off. - Velvet - 11-23-2004

Your neighbours wifes knickers hanging on the clothesline ?

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What should I use to jerk off. - Banana - 11-23-2004

Jerk off onto the computer screen, right on NC's post?

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What should I use to jerk off. - minorthreat - 11-23-2004

Banana Wrote:Sock. ugh. How about something more interesting........a ball cap?

That might be too rough.

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What should I use to jerk off. - minorthreat - 11-23-2004

Velvet Wrote:Your neighbours wifes knickers hanging on the clothesline ?

I might catch something. She's actually a big whore.

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What should I use to jerk off. - Velvet - 11-23-2004

Sorry MT didnt mean to give you nightmares :lool:

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What should I use to jerk off. - TomFoolery - 11-23-2004

True Story: VitaminE sent me a Minnesota Twins "Homer Hanky" when the Twins went to the ALDS this year. After they blew the series against the Yankees I decided to jerk off in the Homer Hanky, take a picture of it, and PM him the pic.





He still hasn't gotten over it.

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What should I use to jerk off. - snarg - 11-23-2004

a tuna samwich

narg:

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What should I use to jerk off. - Charon - 11-23-2004

Ask your Mom what she uses on your Dad....duh

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What should I use to jerk off. - BIRD33 - 11-23-2004

Soup ladle

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What should I use to jerk off. - Alkie - 11-23-2004

60 grit sand paper?

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What should I use to jerk off. - Banana - 11-23-2004

TomFoolery Wrote:True Story: VitaminE sent me a Minnesota Twins "Homer Hanky" when the Twins went to the ALDS this year. After they blew the series against the Yankees I decided to jerk off in the Homer Hanky, take a picture of it, and PM him the pic.





He still hasn't gotten over it.

I can attest to this.

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What should I use to jerk off. - Beaucephus - 11-23-2004

Try a cheese grater.

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What should I use to jerk off. - Banana - 11-23-2004

Beaucephus Wrote:Try a cheese grater.

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What should I use to jerk off. - snarg - 11-24-2004

Beaucephus Wrote:Try a cheese grater.

this is a favorite sex toy of bobo and biker


narg:

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