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After I spend 15 minutes or so of looking at women over 40 I tend to become aroused. What should I jerk it into? Whoever wins will get a handful of my manseed.
See if you can fit it all into a pop bottle cap. Bonus points if your aim is good enough to get right in there.
Sock. ugh. How about something more interesting........a ball cap?
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Your neighbours wifes knickers hanging on the clothesline ?
Jerk off onto the computer screen, right on NC's post?
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Sorry MT didnt mean to give you nightmares :lool:
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True Story: VitaminE sent me a Minnesota Twins "Homer Hanky" when the Twins went to the ALDS this year. After they blew the series against the Yankees I decided to jerk off in the Homer Hanky, take a picture of it, and PM him the pic.
He still hasn't gotten over it.
BIRD33 Wrote:Im guessing BEW's vag loks like a hotdog that exploded in the microwave.
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a tuna samwich

narg:
I realise that I have a past to break with--an accumulation of inertia, wrong, foolishness, rot, junk. A great need of clarification, of mindfulness, or rather, of no mind. A need to return to genuine practice, right effort. Need to push on the great doubt. Need for the spirit. Hang on to the clear light.
Thomas Merton
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Ask your Mom what she uses on your Dad....duh
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Beaucephus Wrote:Try a cheese grater.
this is a favorite sex toy of bobo and biker

narg:
I realise that I have a past to break with--an accumulation of inertia, wrong, foolishness, rot, junk. A great need of clarification, of mindfulness, or rather, of no mind. A need to return to genuine practice, right effort. Need to push on the great doubt. Need for the spirit. Hang on to the clear light.
Thomas Merton