[Ruckus]

I registered because retards are amusing.

Hi I'm Ruckus.

[IBHung]

Hi I'm Ruckus.

Hi Ruckus.

Want to nuzzle my taint?

[Ruckus]

Hi Ruckus.

Want to nuzzle my taint?

Sure, with some lighterfuid. You're not as nice here as you are on other boards. Why's that?

[IBHung]

Sure, with some lighterfuid. You're not as nice here as you are on other boards. Why's that?

You might have me confused with someone else.

[Ruckus]

You might have me confused with someone else.

Are you saying you're not BigRedRetard?

[IBHung]

Are you saying you're not BigRedRetard?

Who?

[BIRD33]

I had to attend to real life. I know this is foreign to you so I'll excuse your ignorance. Still smarting over the BEW feud?

Would you say I baited you into this reply?If so is it funny?

[minorthreat]

Well there you have it spork. Even the fucking korean retard cant make sense of what youre trying to say.

Rach!

[SporK]

Dood you're a real pussy fart and I'm sure your day planner reads like my bookmarks.

The Spork doesn't have nor need a day planner you fucking jerkoff. The Spork's life cannot be predicted.

-Spork

[Belle]

Can someone give me the Cliffs Notes?

[Oli-dogg]

P.s. I'm also a local celebrity.

Sure, you even have a new phrase named after you -

Sporktard:
1. A person with a mental deficiency, super retarded.
2. An offensive term used to refer to someone acting in an irritating or generally stupid way.
3. When your best just isn't good enough. "I tried but I'm such a Sporktard"
4. Failed author with unpublished works unable to obtain a book deal.
5. Slang for a homosexual.

Yep, the shit you do is legendary.

[Oli-dogg]

Harro mother beeches. You be need transrato?

Translate this.....

Dim Phuc was trying to exchange yen for dollars and asks the American bank teller, "Why it change? Yestoday I get two hunat dollar fo yen - today I get hunat eighty?"

The bank teller says, "Fluctuations."

Dim Phuc says, "Fluc you white guys too"

[BIRD33]

Sure, you even have a new phrase named after you -

Sporktard:
1. A person with a mental deficiency, super retarded.
2. An offensive term used to refer to someone acting in an irritating or generally stupid way.
3. When your best just isn't good enough. "I tried but I'm such a Sporktard"
4. Failed author with unpublished works unable to obtain a book deal.
5. Slang for a homosexual.

Yep, the shit you do is legendary.

I'm sorry.It might be the language translation but this shit sucks.

[Raiden]

well ayou know how the fukkin limey convicts are with their talk
blar blar yar rugby fostuhs

[Oli-dogg]

I'm sorry.It might be the language translation but this shit sucks.

I'd give an explanation but all you need to do is take a look at Spork and you'll understand.

[Oli-dogg]

well ayou know how the fukkin limey convicts are with their talk
blar blar yar rugby fostuhs

I’ll assume you’re a Bud drinker, or something of equally low alcoholic content…

Q. Why is drinking Budweiser like making love in a canoe?
A: Because both are fucking close to water!

When you mentioned Fosters, that’s when you lost-us
We export that shit - we don’t drink it, we tossed-it
Exported to yanks, who want a drink from Down Under
Do we sell Fosters here? .....I seriously wonder

Your comment was a blunder, uneducated and queer
(But I might take Fosters over Yank ‘weak-as-piss’ beer)
I’m not insulted ya hear? It’s not degradin’ so save-‘em
What are you raidin’ Raiden? Is it Buds butt you’re invadin’?

With your nut-sack all shaven, get some hair on your balls
Leave the real beer for men, shhhhh…I hear your frogs call
Before you could crawl, there were convicts and chains
Our lyrical whips and brains, will shoot you down in flames

[Gadonkadonk Money Dawg]

Rap battles are gay as fuck to begin with. When you type it out on the web it just looks like your writing poems to argue with each other, and I dont think I need to explain how fucking gay that is.

[Raiden]

ghey

[Oli-dogg]

Rap battles are gay as fuck to begin with. When you type it out on the web it just looks like your writing poems to argue with each other, and I dont think I need to explain how fucking gay that is.

I don't argue when I battle, knob-jockey - I slaughter fools. If I wanted to hear from a GayDonkeydonk or whatever the fuck you are, I would have e-slapped the dick out your mouth first.

[Gadonkadonk Money Dawg]

I don't argue when I battle, knob-jockey - I slaughter fools. If I wanted to hear from a GayDonkeydonk or whatever the fuck you are, I would have e-slapped the dick out your mouth first.

Yep, still sounds gay.