[SporK]

From the bottom of the barrel I come out on top
I flip shit around, reverse positions then stop
Oli-dogg will straight swap, from any position
Turn the tables upside down, flooring Spork is my mission

And I acheive it with ease, you're no match - take a walk
Never been to a pub, you don't know the real Spork
You're a stay-at-home dork, but if you went out there's no doubt....
You'd be dressed as the 'lassy' for real Spork to pimp out.

http://www.battlerap.com

Good luck, fag.

Let me know when you get massacred.

-Spork

[Oli-dogg]

http://www.battlerap.com

Good luck, fag.

Let me know when you get massacred.

-Spork

Been there done that, on various sites
I prefer slaughtering you cause I always get bites

[SporK]

Been there done that, on various sites
I prefer slaughtering you cause I always get bites

Please kid.

Who are you kidding? Link up some examples of you rhyming your gay e-poetry.

-SPork

[Oli-dogg]

Please kid.

Who are you kidding? Link up some examples of you rhyming your gay e-poetry.

-SPork

So now you're a fan and want to check out my rhyming?
I can give you some links but you'll need to sign-in
Or you can go to Ill Mitch, when the site comes back up
And see thousands of examples of Oli-dogg kicking butt

To see some rap battles on a rap battle forum
Check them out here and here - now quit doubting moron
And one more for good measure, for your sexual pleasure....
Or find the UJ 'freestyle' for another little treasure

So shut the fuck up before I write you a 'poem'
That will stay in your dome, long after I've sent you home
Like a dogg with a bone, you don't want to approach
When I'm chewing you up with a rhyme that I wrote

[Raiden]

So now you're a fan and want to check out my rhyming?
I can give you some links but you'll need to sign-in
Or you can go to Ill Mitch, when the site comes back up
And see thousands of examples of Oli-dogg kicking butt

To see some rap battles on a rap battle forum
Check them out here and here - now quit doubting moron
And one more for good measure, for your sexual pleasure....
Or find the UJ 'freestyle' for another little treasure

So shut the fuck up before I write you a 'poem'
That will stay in your dome, long after I've sent you home
Like a dogg with a bone, you don't want to approach
When I'm chewing you up with a rhyme that I wrote

there's one fucking rhyme in all of that bullshit.

[Oli-dogg]

there's one fucking rhyme in all of that bullshit.

So it’s true you’re Raidumb, and don’t know how to count
I don’t speak Retard tongue, so don’t know what you’re on about
First you’ll need to register, before you click on a link
Your peanut brain and your posting seem to be out of sync

[Raiden]

'k, upon further review, there are:
measure, pleasure, and treasure
dome and home

you don't get credit for "here and here". MTV busted on Fred Durst for the same shit tactic. You certainly are no Fred Durst and, once again, as retarded as rapping is, you can't even get it straight.

[Oli-dogg]

'k, upon further review, there are:
measure, pleasure, and treasure
dome and home

you don't get credit for "here and here". MTV busted on Fred Durst for the same shit tactic. You certainly are no Fred Durst and, once again, as retarded as rapping is, you can't even get it straight.

Maybe one day I'll teach you all about it
You're to narrow-minded to fully understand it
I can use the same word, or rhyme a dick "up" your "butt"
It's complicated you see, and you're a dumb-fuck.

[Oli-dogg]

OK, lesson one in rap is a quick quiz for you Raiden
Which of the following rhyme? Don’t be a retard when you say-them:

1. “Go-see” and “closely”
2. “Cops” and “dogs”
3. “Touch” and “up”
4. “Shoot” and “boots”
5. “Famous” and “blame-us”

Can I use these in a rap, Mr Raiden-Rhyming-Guru?

[Raiden]

OK, lesson one in rap is a quick quiz for you Raiden
Which of the following rhyme? Don’t be a retard when you say-them:

1. “Go-see” and “closely”
2. “Cops” and “dogs”
3. “Touch” and “up”
4. “Shoot” and “boots”
5. “Famous” and “blame-us”

Can I use these in a rap, Mr Raiden-Rhyming-Guru?

1 and 5 would be acceptable for the purpose of a ©rap. You tend to stretch your "flows" much farther than that, tho.

[Oli-dogg]

I picked a random song from five different rappers. Here’s three you picked as unacceptable:

(Number 2)

"Fuck you too bitch, call the cops!"
I'ma kill you and them loud ass motherfuckin barkin dogs
And when the cops came through me and Dre stood next to a burnt down house
Wit a can full of gas and a hand full of matches
And still weren't found out.

(Number 3)

It's 19-9-tre so let me just play
it's Snoop Dogg, I'm on the mic, I'm back with Dr. Dre
But this time I'ma hit yo' ass with a touch
To leave motherfuckers in a daze, fucked up.

(Number 4)

Well I'm Eazy-E, I got bitches galore
You may have a lot of bitches but I got much more
Wit my super duper group coming out to shoot
Eazy-E, muthafukas cold knocking the boots.

No doubt you would be horrified if you saw me rap like this:

(Number 1)

Who's the Doctor they told you to go-see?
Y'all better listen up closely
so FUCK Y'ALL, all of y'all; if y'all don't like me, BLOW ME!
Y'all are gonna keep fuckin around wit me
and turn me back to the old me.

Straight outta Compton, crazy motherfucker named Ice Cube
From the gang called Niggaz With Attitudes
When I'm called off, I got a sawed off
Squeeze the trigger, and bodies are hauled off
You too, boy, if ya fuck with me
The police are gonna hafta come and get me
Off yo ass, that's how I'm goin out
For the punk motherfuckers that's showin out.

Oli-dogg has ‘mastered his craft’ not unlike the lyrics used by some of the better rap artists. Successful rappers ‘tend to stretch their flows’ to the limit, I can provide you with many more (extreme) examples.

In conclusion, you may have a thing for poetry but you don’t know crap about rap. This endeth the first lesson, my little poem-boy.

[Oli-dogg]

Rate this, Raiden:

It's so easy for me to make enemies any more it's sickening
People are lookin for an excuse to jump on my shit-list
Stickin their noses in shit that isn't none of their business
I never asked, cared, gave a fuck, or wanted opinions
Now I'm in the position that, I don't wanna be in-shit
I never had no beef with you corny son of a bitches

*************************************************

I stick up my middle finger, he sticks up his finger
I say "Fuck Christina" he says "Fuck Christina" but meaner
So from doin a song with Method to beggin to get accepted
I'm peggin Fred with the bottle of dye that he bleached his head-with
And as for Lethal, don't forget what I said
I'm fuckin you up punk, you're dead! Don't think that I'm playin
And fuck BIZKIT! Cause I know you're sayin fuck D-12
Only not to our face, under your breath, to yourselves

[SporK]

Oildog,

I'm not signing up for that shit. Post a fucking link to a song here, cocksucker.

http://www.putfile.com or any other hosting site. fag.

-SPork

[Oli-dogg]

Oildog,

I'm not signing up for that shit. Post a fucking link to a song here, cocksucker.

http://www.putfile.com or any other hosting site. fag.

-SPork

No problem buddy. Download this. Or try any of these. Enjoy!

[Raiden]

Rate this, Raiden:

I'll check it out later if I find the time, k?

[SporK]

No problem buddy. Download this. Or try any of these. Enjoy!

That's what I thought. Go eat a bag of ass, keyboard warrior.

-Spork

[Oli-dogg]

That's what I thought. Go eat a bag of ass, keyboard warrior.

-Spork

That was my “Boy George Rap”, I thought you’d understand
I made it 'specially for you man; I want you as my fan
I can’t compete with Wham, your all time favourite band
They’ve got the upper hand, I’m just a single rapping man…

I write rhymes on command, and stamp the Oli-dogg brand
My grand plan is to stand grand and force Wham to disband
And make Spork say Damn! Oli-dogg has got class
Form an Oli-dogg fan club, and help me eat that bag of ass

I’m the keyboard warrior, you’re the keyboard wimp
Your sorry-ass gets sorrier, the more I push you to the brink
The Spork will be extinct, much sooner than you think
Shut the fuck up and lip sync - while you download my fuckin' link.

Thanks, Wake me up before you go go a'ight Spork.

[SporK]

That was my “Boy George Rap”, I thought you’d understand
I made it 'specially for you man; I want you as my fan
I can’t compete with Wham, your all time favourite band
They’ve got the upper hand, I’m just a single rapping man…

I write rhymes on command, and stamp the Oli-dogg brand
My grand plan is to stand grand and force Wham to disband
And make Spork say Damn! Oli-dogg has got class
Form an Oli-dogg fan club, and help me eat that bag of ass

I’m the keyboard warrior, you’re the keyboard wimp
Your sorry-ass gets sorrier, the more I push you to the brink
The Spork will be extinct, much sooner than you think
Shut the fuck up and lip sync - while you download my fuckin' link.

Thanks, Wake me up before you go go a'ight Spork.

You're still swinging? Settle down there Apollo, Rocky already threw in the towel.

-Spork