[Raiden]

The real SporK is a pathetic loser.
FakE SporK is a zit on ReaL SporK's ass.

[SporK]

What else would spork do or not do, faggot?I would never talk about another man like this. Its gay.

Since you are the authority on gay...

You'd talk about another woman like this? Do you need a box of tampons?

-Spork

[cLaY]

The real SporK is a pathetic loser.
FakE SporK is a zit on ReaL SporK's ass.

and you are the pool boy for both of them.

[SporK]

God, this is awful.

true or false quiz:

you met spork on the internet

he knows you post under his name

you pay every time you guys go out

he (and you by association) is much more celebrated in your (and his) own mind than anywhere else

false
true
false
false

-Spork

[SporK]

The real SporK is a pathetic loser.
FakE SporK is a zit on ReaL SporK's ass.

Don't you have a pool to clean?

-Spork

[Raiden]

and you are the pool boy for both of them.

That's a harsh insult, mang. Calling a pool & landscaping contractor "pool boy". Wow. I hope it makes you feel better as you sit in your shitty workspace and watch the clock.

[SporK]

and you are the pool boy for both of them.

Fuck you, asshole.

-SPork

[SporK]

how does "The Real Sporks" dick taste, "The Fake Spork" ?

I don't know. Ask your wife?

-Spork

[Raiden]

Don't you have a pool to clean?

-Spork

no, I don't.

Don't you have a basement to clean?

[SporK]

no, I don't.

Don't you have a basement to clean?

No, I don't.

You still afraid of people with entourage's?

-SporK

[Raiden]

No, I don't.

You still afraid of people with entourage's?

-SporK

huh? what? translation?

[Raiden]

methinks FakE SporK is a fellow called "Saint Einhander" at tdf.

[SporK]

methinks FakE SporK is a fellow called "Saint Einhander" at tdf.

Who the fuck is this guy and what the fuck is tdf?

-Spork

[Raiden]

Who the fuck is this guy and what the fuck is tdf?

-Spork

game over, Randy.

[cLaY]

page 3 is 100% certified retard, great job Raidum and Spork let nut.

[SporK]

game over, Randy.

Okay?

-Spork

[SporK]

page 3 is 100% certified retard, great job Raidum and Spork let nut.

I'm a motherfuckin genius.

-SPork

[Oli-dogg]

Moron, why the fuck would the real spork want to imitate me?

Exactly! :praise:

I'm glad to have finally assisted you in coming to the realization that only a lame fake-ass unoriginal faggot with no-life and no personality would need to post on a forum using someone elses nickname and try to pass off their stories as their own.

And I didn't even need a rhyme to do it! Thankyou Loser.

[SporK]

Exactly! :praise:

I'm glad to have finally assisted you in coming to the realization that only a lame fake-ass unoriginal faggot with no-life and no personality would need to post on a forum using someone elses nickname and try to pass off their stories as their own.

And I didn't even need a rhyme to do it! Thankyou Loser.

This coming from an australian chat rapper? Please, cease talking. There is nothing you could ever say to put anyone beneath you. You're bottom of the barrel, kid.

As for teh spork and the spork..let me put it in terms you can understand: Yo yo yo the spork's me mate we go out to the pubs in the hood and pick up the lassies, aight G?

Find a creative way to commit suicide, cocksucker.

-SPork

[Oli-dogg]

This coming from an australian chat rapper? Please, cease talking. There is nothing you could ever say to put anyone beneath you. You're bottom of the barrel, kid.

As for teh spork and the spork..let me put it in terms you can understand: Yo yo yo the spork's me mate we go out to the pubs in the hood and pick up the lassies, aight G?

Find a creative way to commit suicide, cocksucker.

-SPork

From the bottom of the barrel I come out on top
I flip shit around, reverse positions then stop
Oli-dogg will straight swap, from any position
Turn the tables upside down, flooring Spork is my mission

And I acheive it with ease, you're no match - take a walk
Never been to a pub, you don't know the real Spork
You're a stay-at-home dork, but if you went out there's no doubt....
You'd be dressed as the 'lassy' for real Spork to pimp out.