[Blueeyedwoman]

Tom, you need to go for the three day bang. Meaning, don't plan on getting any until the third night out. The first two are just for warming her up.

[fem]

Forget about the bitch and find another hoe to pick up.

[what?]

Tom, you need to go for the three day bang. Meaning, don't plan on getting any until the third night out. The first two are just for warming her up.

I can agree with this kind of timetable, but I still give the guy props. he's 1-for-2005 and still not putting up with that shit from a 6.

[Tribal Dragon]

You went out with a loaded gun, and reaped the repercussions.

[TomFoolery]

I can agree with this kind of timetable, but I still give the guy props. he's 1-for-2005 and still not putting up with that shit from a 6.

Rack.


I'd be willing to bet that no female here has ever asked a dude to come back to her house 10 minutes before bar close just to sit on the couch with them.

[paybacksare]

Rack.


I'd be willing to bet that no female here has ever asked a dude to come back to her house 10 minutes before bar close just to sit on the couch with them.

No. But I may have come to my senses and changed my mind, and then if the guy didn't act like an asshole he sure as hell got a second chance.

Perhaps you looked better in the dim light of the bars too. We haven't discussed that theory.

[Vitamin E]

Tommy, go by the movie swingers and watch that shit on a loop for a week. It may be your only hope.

[Anhil8tor]

tom is magic with the bitches.

[WoolyGoat]

think it would be awkward if wabbit stumbled in here?

[BIRD33]

Her weight OverUnder-142 Lbs

this never got answered so it had to be the over.

[WoolyGoat]

this thread is now doubly funny

[Anhil8tor]

I wonder if she had pulled the goalie... would he have swam the red sea?