[cLaY]

buy a nice wine, rent a movie you'll both enjoy, cuddle on the couch and rub her snatch...see where it leads.

[BIRD33]

She doesn't drink much. Stupid bitch.

Cuddling with no sex is gay.I would bail.Where is she on a 1 to 10 scale?Anything below a 7 I would say fuck it.If your desperate I would act like you just want to be friends and talk to her about other girls your talking to.That should get her cooch brewing.

[TomFoolery]

Cuddling with no sex is gay.I would bail.Where is she on a 1 to 10 scale?Anything below a 7 I would say fuck it.If your desperate I would act like you just want to be friends and talk to her about other girls your talking to.That should get her cooch brewing.

You and I are like the same person, dawg; except for the fact that you fuck broads and I'm money.

She's about a 7. Face of 6.5, body of 7.5. I'm pretty sure that if she doesn't dig the threesome email I am out.

[Paddy]

roofies?

[Michman]

You should stay over. Play "Just the Tip", you know, just to see how it feels.

I though I was the only one who played that game.

[BIRD33]

You and I are like the same person, dawg; except for the fact that you fuck broads and I'm money.

She's about a 7. Face of 6.5, body of 7.5. I'm pretty sure that if she doesn't dig the threesome email I am out.

She's a 6.I would go preemptive on her ass and tell her your not ready for a real relationship right now, make up an excuse why and still keep in contact all the while filling her head with nice guy stories about yourself and then go in for the kill a couple weeks down the line.

[Michman]

Cuddling with no sex is gay.I would bail.Where is she on a 1 to 10 scale?Anything below a 7 I would say fuck it.If your desperate I would act like you just want to be friends and talk to her about other girls your talking to.That should get her cooch brewing.

I have to agree with Bird here. Once you start acting like you dont want it anymore, she will wonder whats going on, and maybe you'll go somewhere else. (we all the truth) and break out the coochie.

[paybacksare]

Wrong, wrong, wrong.

If she's not interested in screwing, then playing hard to get isn't going to help. If she's not interested in you, then she's not going to care if you start acting disinterested in her. In fact, if she's really not interested, she might be happy if you "go away" so she doesn't have to continue to play the nice act and pretend like she just doesn't want to rush a physical relationship when perhaps she just doesn't want to get physical with you, period.

You're taking relationship advice from what? Seriously, that's like asking me for help with your football game...

[Jdub]

Wrong, wrong, wrong.

If she's not interested in screwing, then playing hard to get isn't going to help. If she's not interested in you, then she's not going to care if you start acting disinterested in her. In fact, if she's really not interested, she might be happy if you "go away" so she doesn't have to continue to play the nice act and pretend like she just doesn't want to rush a physical relationship when perhaps she just doesn't want to get physical with you, period.

You're taking relationship advice from what? Seriously, that's like asking me for help with your football game...

Would you hold my cock in your mouth till the swelling goes down?

[paybacksare]

Would you hold my cock in your mouth till the swelling goes down?

Perhaps if you had shared your Vicodin....

[Flumper Barflusterbutt]

Go back to ass fucking winos down in the park. Stick to what you're good at.

[Jdub]

Perhaps if you had shared your Vicodin....

I love women who'll have sex for drugs!

[Jdub]

Go back to ass fucking winos down in the park. Stick to what you're good at.

Are you drinking again today?

[Michman]

Perhaps if you had shared your Vicodin....

Mich is franticly searching for left over Vicodin.

[WoolyGoat]

If she says no, I say email her the link to this thread.

[TomFoolery]

Wrong, wrong, wrong.

If she's not interested in screwing, then playing hard to get isn't going to help. If she's not interested in you, then she's not going to care if you start acting disinterested in her. In fact, if she's really not interested, she might be happy if you "go away" so she doesn't have to continue to play the nice act and pretend like she just doesn't want to rush a physical relationship when perhaps she just doesn't want to get physical with you, period.

You're taking relationship advice from what? Seriously, that's like asking me for help with your football game...

I will not be taking advice from you, human penis magnet. You just don't have any credibility when it comes to "not giving it up".

[ntype]

Mich is franticly searching for left over Vicodin.

1. fill a box with aspirin
2. just finish the top with 2-3 vics
3. "play with the goods"
4. quickly leave (take the vics at top the box "for the way home")

It's a total win-win situation (for you).

[what?]

This bitch wants me to sleep over there and just cuddle, because that makes her feel good. But she won't fuck yet since she's had bad experiences with getting "physical" too quickly.

I haven't slept over there; I've rejected her request twice. If she's not down for the threesome this weekend then I'm out the do' ('sup Snoop).

don't you hate when a chick tells you she used to throw the shit around as recklessly as Mitch Williams, but now she's into "feelings"

My boy what? hit me with some of the best advice I've ever received:

A pair of deuces beats an ace any day.


So I wouldn't mind entirely if she picked an uggo, but I doubt it will even come to that. Should I tell her that I can be loaded up with Enzyte, Ogoplex, and Viagara if needed?

I don't see how telling her you're sporting a chemically enhanced pecker would be a bad thing

She doesn't drink much. Stupid bitch.

then it shouldn't take much to get her drunk :d

This "treat Tom like a 15 year old virgin" shit sucks.

should we treat you like you're older?

I though I was the only one who played that game.

you're probably the only one who bends over and requests "just the tip" of a Louisville Slugger

You're taking relationship advice from what? Seriously, that's like asking me for help with your football game...

foolery, this chick would snort baking flour off your cock if you told her it was ground up narcotics





my advice would be to take this one of two ways. she's basically told you if you wait it out, there's sex in it for you. play the good guy, put in a little time, and humble yourself for a shot of pussy. nobody here would blame you, we know it's been a while. when you stay over to "cuddle", tell her you can only sleep naked. you may have to tell this boring cunt you love her - desperate times and all that shit bro. save a little self respect by reaching for the condoms as you say it. just remember, there's always time to make a mockery of this chick after you've taken care of YOU.

on the other hand, there's no time like the present to make a complete ass of yourself while emotionally scarring this poor girl even further. go with cuddle time for about 10 minutes, the try to slip a hand up between her legs, and if she stops you, start jacking off like a rabid monkey. when she looks at you horrified, berate her and tell her she drove you to it. try to get a few spurts on her when you blow it, then wipe up with her comforter. if you can get a picture of her face while you're doing this, your credibility as a deviant loser will go off the charts. even better if you can get a snapshot of a dollop of your baby-batter dripping off her contorted mug while she cries

[Jdub]

don't you hate when a chick tells you she used to throw the shit around as recklessly as Mitch Williams, but now she's into "feelings"



I don't see how telling her you're sporting a chemically enhanced pecker would be a bad thing



then it shouldn't take much to get her drunk :d



should we treat you like you're older?



you're probably the only one who bends over and requests "just the tip" of a Louisville Slugger



foolery, this chick would snort baking flour off your cock if you told her it was ground up narcotics





my advice would be to take this one of two ways. she's basically told you if you wait it out, there's sex in it for you. play the good guy, put in a little time, and humble yourself for a shot of pussy. nobody here would blame you, we know it's been a while. when you stay over to "cuddle", tell her you can only sleep naked. you may have to tell this boring cunt you love her - desperate times and all that shit bro. save a little self respect by reaching for the condoms as you say it. just remember, there's always time to make a mockery of this chick after you've taken care of YOU.

on the other hand, there's no time like the present to make a complete ass of yourself while emotionally scarring this poor girl even further. go with cuddle time for about 10 minutes, the try to slip a hand up between her legs, and if she stops you, start jacking off like a rabid monkey. when she looks at you horrified, berate her and tell her she drove you to it. try to get a few spurts on her when you blow it, then wipe up with her comforter. if you can get a picture of her face while you're doing this, your credibility as a deviant loser will go off the charts. even better if you can get a snapshot of a dollop of your baby-batter dripping off her contorted mug while she cries

I concur

[PurpleHaze]

my advice would be to take this one of two ways. she's basically told you if you wait it out, there's sex in it for you. play the good guy, put in a little time, and humble yourself for a shot of pussy. nobody here would blame you, we know it's been a while. when you stay over to "cuddle", tell her you can only sleep naked. you may have to tell this boring cunt you love her - desperate times and all that shit bro. save a little self respect by reaching for the condoms as you say it. just remember, there's always time to make a mockery of this chick after you've taken care of YOU.

on the other hand, there's no time like the present to make a complete ass of yourself while emotionally scarring this poor girl even further. go with cuddle time for about 10 minutes, the try to slip a hand up between her legs, and if she stops you, start jacking off like a rabid monkey. when she looks at you horrified, berate her and tell her she drove you to it. try to get a few spurts on her when you blow it, then wipe up with her comforter. if you can get a picture of her face while you're doing this, your credibility as a deviant loser will go off the charts. even better if you can get a snapshot of a dollop of your baby-batter dripping off her contorted mug while she cries

Post of the day! I can totally see Tom doing this. :lool: