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TomFoolery - 09-06-2005
So I just sent her an email.
Subject: Let's Have A Threesome This Weekend
Body: You pick the girl. She can't be ugly though, OK?
Tom
P.S. I'm 100% serious.
Art Chick Told Me She'd Lick Some Pussy - VitaminE - 09-06-2005
this won't go well for our hero.
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Paddy - 09-06-2005
You should offer her the $40 you won playing poker.
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TomFoolery - 09-06-2005
VitaminE Wrote:this won't go well for our hero.
I figured as much. But I don't really feel like talking to her anymore, so either way it's win-win for Mr. Foolery.
Art Chick Told Me She'd Lick Some Pussy - VitaminE - 09-06-2005
who's the dipshit in your av?
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TomFoolery - 09-06-2005
VitaminE Wrote:who's the dipshit in your av?
The chick I want to have a threesome with this weekend.
Art Chick Told Me She'd Lick Some Pussy - VitaminE - 09-06-2005
she's got a pretty mouth
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TomFoolery - 09-06-2005
bump
Thoughts? Opinions? Suggestions?
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BIRD33 - 09-06-2005
Have you fucked her yet?
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Shadrach - 09-06-2005
I wouldn't even mind if she was a little ugly. As long as she's happy. And if she's picking, she should be happy.
Make them get the ball rolling while you watch. Then when you feel comfortable stick your cock in the other chicks mouth.
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TomFoolery - 09-06-2005
BIRD33 Wrote:Have you fucked her yet?
This bitch wants me to sleep over there and just cuddle, because that makes her feel good. But she won't fuck yet since she's had bad experiences with getting "physical" too quickly.
I haven't slept over there; I've rejected her request twice. If she's not down for the threesome this weekend then I'm out the do' ('sup Snoop).
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cLaY - 09-06-2005
have you even got her drunk yet?
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SanDog - 09-06-2005
You should stay over. Play "Just the Tip", you know, just to see how it feels.
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TomFoolery - 09-06-2005
Shadrach Wrote:I wouldn't even mind if she was a little ugly. As long as she's happy. And if she's picking, she should be happy.
Make them get the ball rolling while you watch. Then when you feel comfortable stick your cock in the other chicks mouth.
My boy what? hit me with some of the best advice I've ever received:
A pair of deuces beats an ace any day.
So I wouldn't mind entirely if she picked an uggo, but I doubt it will even come to that. Should I tell her that I can be loaded up with Enzyte, Ogoplex, and Viagara if needed?
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Shadrach - 09-06-2005
TomFoolery Wrote:This bitch wants me to sleep over there and just cuddle, because that makes her feel good. But she won't fuck yet since she's had bad experiences with getting "physical" too quickly.
I haven't slept over there; I've rejected her request twice. If she's not down for the threesome this weekend then I'm out the do' ('sup Snoop).
In my experience, if you can get past the cuddling, it usually leads to fucking.
Sleep over, bring some wine, it's the wine that unlocks the box.
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TomFoolery - 09-06-2005
cLaY Wrote:have you even got her drunk yet?
She doesn't drink much. Stupid bitch.
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TomFoolery - 09-06-2005
This "treat Tom like a 15 year old virgin" shit sucks.
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Paddy - 09-06-2005
TomFoolery Wrote:But she won't fuck yet since she's had bad experiences with getting "physical" too quickly.
It's not your fault Dave. All the other guys messed her up.
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SanDog - 09-06-2005
TomFoolery Wrote:This "treat Tom like a 15 year old virgin" shit sucks.
No, we are treating you like a guy who has not had any since he was a 15 year old virgin.
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TomFoolery - 09-06-2005
SanDog Wrote:No, we are treating you like a guy who has not had any since he was a 15 year old virgin.
My bad. Carry on.