[fem]

Could this thread suck anymore?

[snarg]

Dude, just do it. When you're done say "Get away fly" then start reffering to your crank as Mr Miaghi.

if this is original, i want to massage yer rep thingy
if not, it was a good steal

narg:

:

[cLaY]

Could this thread suck anymore?

please die cunt

[Fairiedust]

...into facials? I want to find a way to politely ask my girlfriend if i can shoot my ejaculate on her chin. TIA

supose to be good for the complexion..all protein.. I think the question that needs to be answered first is she a swallower or spitter?

[fem]

please die cunt

Please go ejaculate on your own face.

[cLaY]

Please go ejaculate on your own face.

stop stealing lines from pepsi, whore beast

fairy, she is a spitter

[PurpleHaze]

do you swallow?

Maybe. :mellow:

[cLaY]

Maybe. :mellow:

i'm in love with you...just want to let you know that

[fem]

stop stealing lines from pepsi, whore beast

She's my idol!

[fem]

i'm in love with you...just want to let you know that

Clay, you seem to say that to a lot of people. Butthead! :joff:

[cLaY]

Clay, you seem to say that to a lot of people. Butthead! :joff:

fuck off tuna melt

[fem]

fuck off tuna melt

Whoredog :p

[Michman]

Cant answer .. never had that happen but if you want to do that to your lady just tell her to close her eyes you got a suprise for her ...

We can fix that. Just sayin

[Michman]

Maybe. :mellow:

Everyday I like you more and more.

[Fairiedust]

Cant answer .. never had that happen but if you want to do that to your lady just tell her to close her eyes you got a suprise for her ...

I'm with you on this one......i managed to dodge the 'BULLETS'

[Banana]

Girls, you have to do this - a la porn style. Open your mouth, whilst trying to smile. While your mouth is open and you are trying to smile, also try to look up at him, and make moaning sounds. While your mouth is open, and you are trying to smile, and you are looking up and making moaning sounds, try to ensure that the spunk hits your face, not your eyes, and try to get a little in your mouth. When it does get in your mouth, make "mmmmm" sounds, and then open your mouth again, stick out your tongue and look up again. If he's still not done, make more moaning sounds and try to get more on your face. When he's done, lick your lips and make more "mmmmm" sounds.

[CodeWarrior]

Girls, you have to do this - a la porn style. Open your mouth, whilst trying to smile. While your mouth is open and you are trying to smile, also try to look up at him, and make moaning sounds. While your mouth is open, and you are trying to smile, and you are looking up and making moaning sounds, try to ensure that the spunk hits your face, not your eyes, and try to get a little in your mouth. When it does get in your mouth, make "mmmmm" sounds, and then open your mouth again, stick out your tongue and look up again. If he's still not done, make more moaning sounds and try to get more on your face. When he's done, lick your lips and make more "mmmmm" sounds.

I love you

[Velvet]

I just ate and now feel sick lol

[pepsi]

Cum shots to the face symbolizes disrespect and you think of the girl on a more pornstar statis.

[Undeadcannibal]

Just be wary of the Snowblow.