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Any of you chicks...
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...into facials? I want to find a way to politely ask my girlfriend if i can shoot my ejaculate on her chin. TIA

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#2

It's worrisome, cause the chin is close to the eye.
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#3

Trust me getting shot at with sperm in the eye doesn't hurt! Clay your girl is too much of a prude to do that!
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#4

Fem says ejaculation in the eye doesn't burn.
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#5

Dude, just do it. When you're done say "Get away fly" then start reffering to your crank as Mr Miaghi.
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#6

Purple_Haze Wrote:Fem says ejaculation in the eye doesn't burn.

The only thing that sucks is I had to throw out my contacts cause I didn't have any solution. My make up got messed up too.
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fem Wrote:The only thing that sucks is I had to throw out my contacts cause I didn't have any solution. My make up got messed up too.

my ejaculate is actually a mixture of contact solution and foundation (by Maybelline), so there is no problem catching my stuff with your face. Smile
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Cameltoe280 Wrote:my ejaculate is actually a mixture of contact solution and foundation (by Maybelline), so there is no problem catching my stuff with your face. Smile

You know what's funny? My mascara is Maybelline! You're smart.
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#9

lmao funny ...Cameltoe

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#10

you chicks are dodging the question

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#11

yeah what 'e sed, but dont let her see your "just about to blow" face.

So just before you reach the vinegar strokes, poke her in both eyes and then lay all yer love on her

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#12

fem Wrote:You know what's funny? My mascara is Maybelline! You're smart.

smart and ejaculately friendly.
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#13

I don't care to help you with anything anymore Clay.
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#14

Vinegar Strokes



RAX!
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britishlad Wrote:yeah what 'e sed, but dont let her see your "just about to blow" face.

So just before you reach the vinegar strokes, poke her in both eyes and then lay all yer love on her

what about the pre-cum cock throb? there's no dodging that!

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#16

Cant answer .. never had that happen but if you want to do that to your lady just tell her to close her eyes you got a suprise for her ...

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cLaY Wrote:what about the pre-cum cock throb? there's no dodging that!

A few kidney punches should sort that out too, she might fuck you off for being a violent lover but you splashed on her face dood

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Blondie Wrote:Lad is all I can think about.
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#18

Just do it! Quit actin like a bitch about it...
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#19

cLaY Wrote:you chicks are dodging the question
Seriously, I don't think I'd like cum all over my face. Sorry.
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Purple_Haze Wrote:Seriously, I don't think I'd like cum all over my face. Sorry.

do you swallow?

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