Any of you chicks... -
cLaY - 11-19-2004
...into facials? I want to find a way to politely ask my girlfriend if i can shoot my ejaculate on her chin. TIA
Any of you chicks... - Banana - 11-19-2004
It's worrisome, cause the chin is close to the eye.
Any of you chicks... -
fem - 11-19-2004
Trust me getting shot at with sperm in the eye doesn't hurt! Clay your girl is too much of a prude to do that!
Any of you chicks... - PurpleHaze - 11-19-2004
Fem says ejaculation in the eye doesn't burn.
Any of you chicks... - VitaminE - 11-19-2004
Dude, just do it. When you're done say "Get away fly" then start reffering to your crank as Mr Miaghi.
Any of you chicks... -
fem - 11-19-2004
Purple_Haze Wrote:Fem says ejaculation in the eye doesn't burn.
The only thing that sucks is I had to throw out my contacts cause I didn't have any solution. My make up got messed up too.
Any of you chicks... -
CT280 - 11-19-2004
fem Wrote:The only thing that sucks is I had to throw out my contacts cause I didn't have any solution. My make up got messed up too.
my ejaculate is actually a mixture of contact solution and foundation (by Maybelline), so there is no problem catching my stuff with your face.
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fem - 11-19-2004
Cameltoe280 Wrote:my ejaculate is actually a mixture of contact solution and foundation (by Maybelline), so there is no problem catching my stuff with your face. 
You know what's funny? My mascara is Maybelline! You're smart.
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Velvet - 11-19-2004
lmao funny ...Cameltoe
Any of you chicks... -
cLaY - 11-19-2004
you chicks are dodging the question
Any of you chicks... -
lad - 11-19-2004
yeah what 'e sed, but dont let her see your "just about to blow" face.
So just before you reach the vinegar strokes, poke her in both eyes and then lay all yer love on her
Any of you chicks... -
CT280 - 11-19-2004
fem Wrote:You know what's funny? My mascara is Maybelline! You're smart.
smart and ejaculately friendly.
Any of you chicks... -
fem - 11-19-2004
I don't care to help you with anything anymore Clay.
Any of you chicks... - VitaminE - 11-19-2004
Vinegar Strokes
RAX!
Any of you chicks... -
cLaY - 11-19-2004
britishlad Wrote:yeah what 'e sed, but dont let her see your "just about to blow" face.
So just before you reach the vinegar strokes, poke her in both eyes and then lay all yer love on her
what about the pre-cum cock throb? there's no dodging that!
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Velvet - 11-19-2004
Cant answer .. never had that happen but if you want to do that to your lady just tell her to close her eyes you got a suprise for her ...
Any of you chicks... -
lad - 11-19-2004
cLaY Wrote:what about the pre-cum cock throb? there's no dodging that!
A few kidney punches should sort that out too, she might fuck you off for being a violent lover but you splashed on her face dood
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Any of you chicks... -
Anhil8tor - 11-19-2004
Just do it! Quit actin like a bitch about it...
Any of you chicks... - PurpleHaze - 11-19-2004
cLaY Wrote:you chicks are dodging the question
Seriously, I don't think I'd like cum all over my face. Sorry.
Any of you chicks... -
cLaY - 11-19-2004
Purple_Haze Wrote:Seriously, I don't think I'd like cum all over my face. Sorry.
do you swallow?