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Originally posted by Neonranger@Sep 23 2004, 07:22 PM
Are your farts really loud because of your hemorrhoids and to they smell like Vaseline?

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I had to quit farting, because I don't wear underwear and sometimes 'A little Leftovers' would spray out. I would get the craziest looks at the dry cleaners when I would ask Ngym if she could make sure to get those stains out. She would say 'OMG that smells like bleach, but it didn't fade the color' Right then she knew. Oh, it was sooo embarrasing.