08-19-2004, 08:18 PM
Gemini (May 21 - June 20)
By careful detective work and a hidden pressure-sensitive scale, you will discover that the young woman next door weighs the same as a duck. Be careful! And if I were you, I'd put your duck on a diet.
And if we take her, throw her in the river, and discover she floats....
SHE'S A WITCH!! SHE'S A WITCH! SHE'S A WITCH!!!!
(Monty Python and the Holy Grail, in case you were wondering.)
By careful detective work and a hidden pressure-sensitive scale, you will discover that the young woman next door weighs the same as a duck. Be careful! And if I were you, I'd put your duck on a diet.
And if we take her, throw her in the river, and discover she floats....
SHE'S A WITCH!! SHE'S A WITCH! SHE'S A WITCH!!!!
(Monty Python and the Holy Grail, in case you were wondering.)