05-12-2010, 02:09 AM
Flumper Barflusterbutt Wrote:*ring* *ring*
operator: 9-1-1 what's your emergency.
phantom: i would like to report a rape.
operator: are you okay?
phantom: not really. could you just send someone out.
operator: who was the victim sir.
phantom: me
operator: um....you were raped?
phantom: :S
Great stuff! I'm bawling harder than Phantom at 9:30 pm sitting by the phone.

