[Flumper Barflusterbutt]

Here's another question on the table for Dumber (that's phantom).

If ChrazyPsychoBitchSlag gives out pictures of her awesome bewbies to every and any Tom, Dick, or Harry who will "run squirt," why, pray tell, do these people end up A) not running me, B) not being able to run me, and most importantly C) turning on ChrazyPsychoBitchSlag because she's so completely psychotic?

Of those who have been BRIBED to run me, some of them don't even like me. Goat, Flumper, and Lord knows who else at UJ she tried to BRIBE. Sorry to burst your bubble, but that speaks volumes about her character far more than it does about mine.

I remember fucking with you because she sort of tried to make a deal with me. But I told her it had to be a full nude vag open lips shot, which she wouldn't agree to.

But I had absolutely no idea who you were, knew no history about anything, and didn't even understand what Christy was mad at you about. So I put up a half ass attempt for a day or two and then told Christy I had to have to naked clam if she wanted me to do this correctly. I just couldn't seal the deal to my satisfaction, so I dropped it.

I still don't know much of shit about who you are or anything about you. So that's my story.