08-09-2006, 11:50 PM
Here's a snippet:
Spork decided to make like the comercial says and assume a new identity for vegas - Spork become an adolecent gynecologist.
"What do you do for a living?"
"Me? Oh, I dig around inside teenage females."
"What?!!"
"Relax. Adolescent gynecology has it's advtanages."
"You're disgusting!"
Some people were amused, most weren't. Some just flat out left our table but it did get Spork laid.
Spork decided to make like the comercial says and assume a new identity for vegas - Spork become an adolecent gynecologist.
"What do you do for a living?"
"Me? Oh, I dig around inside teenage females."
"What?!!"
"Relax. Adolescent gynecology has it's advtanages."
"You're disgusting!"
Some people were amused, most weren't. Some just flat out left our table but it did get Spork laid.
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-SPorK